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When I went to school I was taught:
p*ssy meant a CAT
SEX meant GENDER
b*tch was a FEMALE DOG
d*ck was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a part of BODY
BALLS meant a round TOY
NUTS meant DRYFRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER
And then I came across all you dirty
minded folks, and suddenly
my education got ruined!