Joke Apart

*JUST RELAX AND LAUGH, SHARE AND MAKE OTHERS LAUGH*

That disgusting moment when you are kissing your partner and you notice some rice particles
in his/her mouth
And you asked
Honey Did You Just Finished Eating??
and your partner says
No dear..I just finished vomiting.
Fada laud, Im ready now.
Take My Soul.!!!



Survival:
*Yesterday, a girl went to consult a prophet who* *told her to take good care of her boyfriend cause he soon will be a billionaire.*
*She can't stop crying since yesterday because she can't tell which boyfriend it is.
Hheeeebanaa

Survival:
*A man that truly love you will stick to you no matter how you cheat on him or fck around, he will change you to become a better person and that man is your father not me.... nonsense*

Survival:
*Ur boyfriend dumped you*
*2 weeks later*
*U realized he's getting married.*
*My sister chill at least you made it to de semifinals*