I didn't write nor rewrite the Bible. Who did? When? How? Why?

The New Testament is written in greek. Why is it? This itself, is rather strange, when it is telling tales and words of wisdom from israel. Who is jesus? Or rather, gesu. (THE NAME WHICH MUST BE ERASED FROM THE MEMORY.) Immanuel, another name for him, found somewhere else. A nazarene. The saviour? G-d's son? A carpenter? No. It is translated wrongly. It was meant to read, a craftsman of the mind. That's how it is. He most probably didn't live. At any rate, he didn't look like the icons and pictures that are publicly projected. Those, show a latin looking, pale, anemic man, long haired, and a face covered with a brown beard and moustach. Instead, he would possibly be sun tanned, clean shaven and with short hair. Never mind! There are so many hidden clues to what his being was. The cross which didn't look like any cross at all, during those days. Longinus, the sword in his side. The myths. What did it mean. Actually? What's armenia got to do with it? The 1st church in the world was set up there. Why? How come the village les sainte maries de la mer, is where he was supposed to have fled to? I mean.. Or was it the himalayan mountain, where there's a shrine from a holy man? We get confused.. I am. And if christians proclaim, the aim is to become like jesus (again, a latin name! silly in itself!).. Then why do christians rest on sundays and have roast porkchops for dinner? It just doesn't make any sense. Joshuah, immanuel, was a jew. He had a bar mitzvah. He kept away from eating pork and healed the sick on the shabbat (so it reads!) So.. You get confused. Jews had to be blamed for crucifying him. Yet it was the romans who did. So, his name must be blotted from memory. And it all seems like a gigantic confusion, a hoax, and a mess. The bible itself is after all, interesting. Yet so many pieces of the apocryphe writings are missing. And so much got lost in translation. So.. What to finally make of it, then? There are so many things to mention.. What does the hidden story behind it mean? That's the clue. And i wish to know. You bet i do..