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@kristy59 | 22 August 08 | |
I bought a great new toilet seat recently, on the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Altho nice to hav the option, i doubt il take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is DISHWASHER SAFE.
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@tan66 | 22 August 08 | |
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@mynyabiz | 22 August 08 | |
clean jokes. . . gonna have t come back t ya's on that one. . . .
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@kristy59 | 23 August 08 | |
Exercise for ppl ov 40 - Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you hav plenty of room at each side. With a 5lb potato sack in each hand extend your arms straight out from your sides n hold them there as long as you can try to reach a full minute n then relax. Each day you will find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.......
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@kristy59 | 23 August 08 | |
After a couple of weeks move up to 10lb potato sacks then try 50lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute....(Im at this level) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks. lol
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@sxaymatt | 23 August 08 | |
2 flies are on the toilet seat... one got pist off.
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 | |
What do you call a hiker who likes to gossip? A walkie - talkie
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 | |
Why did the blond nurse take a red magic marker to work? So she could draw blood
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 | |
Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table. One of them spots a whisk and asks what it is, the other egg looks puzzled and replies 'beats me'
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