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Valentine's Day is just around the corner and I've totally lost my faith in God and Grindr so, I was thinking about trying my luck on here  I'm just an ordinary guy. Sometimes I'm funny. I'm always ready to have sex and fancy a sh*g 24/7. Pants are optional in my presence and I'm too ugly to cheat on you. I have a few other uses- door stop, couch cushion, sarcasm, mouth like a hoover etc Do you wanna be my Valentine??? |
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@skatty | 12 February 16 |
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No.
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@msdeedee | 12 February 16 |
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Seen more helmets than hitler
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@msdeedee | 12 February 16 |
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c0cked more times than elmer fudds shotgun
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@msdeedee | 12 February 16 |
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Arse like a wizards sleeve
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@msdeedee | 12 February 16 |
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A black hole even
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@skatty | 12 February 16 |
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@msdeedee | 12 February 16 |
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I'm all out.... for now 
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@skatty | 12 February 16 |
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I think it about summed it up, Dee 
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@valatine | 15 February 16 |
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@tazdevil | 19 February 16 |
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When my phone says ''searching'' I hold it close to my heart and whisper ''me too'' and burst into tears 
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