I can't remember cod I was in black out

Tripped dropped my kebab fell face first in it had chilli sauce covered on my chest that and mistaking the garden rake for my mother

wished a guy happy new year n realised it was a postbox

ha that's worse than me lol

Walked into pond full off fish

a group of us playing football about 5am in summer Naked , cops turned up but just p*ssed themselves laughing n moved us on

Bruised my tailbone.. Threw drink over the seats n all of a lads brand new car.. Fell infront of a police car.. Theres been a few

Mainly tripped off acid watching mark eg + mzone sets at the country club. We used to stroll down into the fields and do fk knows what. fk knows.

Miss the step and landed on my ass!didnt feel nothing until next day!

You must have been rat arsed at the time