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@teddig | 8 October 19 | |
Q) whats black and dangerous and lives up a tree? A) a crow with a machine gun Q) whats white and swings through the jungle? A) tarzan on a fridge |
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@teddig | 8 October 19 | |
Q) what did the big shhhhhit do when it could not sing? A) it lay on the grass hummin
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@kristy59 | 12 October 19 | |
Nurse came and said doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible, what should I tell him? The doctor replied, tell him I can't see him today
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@lapple | 12 October 19 | |
Next doors lad told me that my dog keeps chasing the postman on a bike, I told him it's ok I've took the bike off him
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@lapple | 12 October 19 | |
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
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@lapple | 12 October 19 | |
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
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@neptun3z | 23 October 19 | |
A chicken walks into a bar. Barman yells oi we dont serve paultry around here chicken replies thats okay. I'll have a beer instead
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@jayna | 31 October 19 | |
A lapple a day keeps the away. Lapple,s are good for your you can make lapple pie, lapple crumble, lapple struggle, lapple cake, lapple cider, mullar sell lapple rice pudding, lapple swine, stuffing with lapple. I aye finished with yow yet.
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@1owlcity | 1 November 19 | |
Husband: Love, every night, I can't sleep at all. Wife: Why, Love? Husband: Maybe it's because I owed money to my friend worth 2 million dollars. Wife: If I were you send him a message that says, I can't pay my debt, so that you will calm down and he will be the one who can't sleep at night. Husband: That's a great idea! Now I can peacefully sleep at night, my Love. |
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@wolf1v36 | 12 February 20 | |
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