(new) Bizarre sandwhiches [15]
What is the most bizarre sandwich you have eaten? I like marmite and brown sauce

(new) launch of new diet (4)
would like to introduce u to my new diet plan i have created myself called FAT DIET MASTER for 1.50 a day u can eat all u want and still lose weight!

(new) Dont go down the river today its slippy! (9)
I have just done a poo so big ive blocked the bog! it was so long i thought about ringing 999 for a midwife and medical.air my b*m is so sore i will b

(new) Pranks [11]
What is the best prank u have ever played?

(new) The gunger dance (2)
Gunger! gunger! feed the hunger gunger! gunger! feed the hunger! burn a bogey! burn a bogey! dont go down the river today its slippy! gunger! gunge

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Marmite and brown sauce sandwhich

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lets blow goats

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I once dropped a turd so large i thought i was going to need a midwife and oxygen,i darent have tried to flush it away and block the pipes so i fed it

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@ t.rexx - 6.07.13 - 07:18pm get a job !t.rexx get a brain!

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My physciatrist would probaly agree with u ennit? (thought i would throw a word in u would understand)