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@kristy59 | 22 December 20 | |
They allow people to groan before they tuck into their massive Christmas lunch wearing their paper party hat - its Christmas, enjoy
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@kristy59 | 2 January 21 | |
What does a vampire have for breakfast - Readyneck. Whats white and goes up? A confused snowflake. What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective? Sherlock Bones.
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@kristy59 | 2 January 21 | |
What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff. What is the biggest ant? An elephant. Where do cows go on a Saturday? The moo-vies. What does a frog do when his car breaks down? He gets it toad away.
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@kristy59 | 2 January 21 | |
Well thats it for another year folks I hope the silly jokes turned your frown upside down
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@kristy59 | 2 January 21 | |
@ wolf1v36 - 22.12.20 - 02:23am Boom! Boom! Tsssh! 2 drums and a cymbal falling, possibly not a xmas cracker joke at all, but its a cracker all the same, its the way i tell em! Another drum roll please wolfie |
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@3000ad | 5 January 21 | |
Pray for China. Your 2021 depends on what they are eating now
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@kristy59 | 5 January 21 | |
I had a chinese take away new years eve
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@supaguy | 11 December 23 | |
Was your chinese take away collection ONLY kristy ? Or did you just run out of bad cracker jokes
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@kristy59 | 11 December 23 | |
We usually get a free calender with our chinese take away but no crackers lol. Going out for a Christmas meal soon, sure to get a few crackers then so watch this space
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@supaguy | 21 December 23 | |
Can't wait
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