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@bgben | 3 September 08 | |
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@spev_kez | 3 September 08 | |
deb lol
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@spev_kez | 3 September 08 | |
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@suresh86 | 28 November 08 | |
A man is with his wife and four children in a bus stop. There is another blind man waiting for bus too. When the bus arrives, they realize that there r only few seats left. Two men decide to give seats to children n woman n they decide to walk. On their way, they know each other but the man gets irritated by the blind man's walking stick making noise. After sometime, the man tells 'why dont u put rubber in the end of that stick?' The blind man replies furiously 'Had u put a rubber in YOUR ST
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@suresh86 | 28 November 08 | |
'Had u put a rubber in YOUR STICK, we would have gotten in the bus'!
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@lucyd | 28 November 08 | |
2 sausages r frying in a pan and the one sez - wow! it sure is hot in here! - and the other 1 sez - omg! a talking sausage!
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@bikergrl | 28 November 08 | |
An old women iz walkin dwn da street wd 2dustbin bags a policeman notices dat 20 bills r falin owt of 1 of da bags so he tels da lady o dear tnk u so much sir she says turnin bk 2pick up da money da policeman asks hr wer she gt awl dat money 4rm? Wel i live nex door 2 a basebal stadium n evry tym theres a game men always c*m 2da syd n pee in my garden
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@bikergrl | 28 November 08 | |
So i hide behind a bush n evrytym day c*m pee i stick owt my hand a say pay up or of it c*mz, da policeman smiles den he asks watz in da uda bag wel she replies nt awl of dem pay up.
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@katli | 1 December 08 | |
After a boring and long church service whch lead 2 ppl sleeping, a preacher asks to see the boardmembers.. A certain man goes up to the priest to present himself. Confused as he was, the priest asks the man what he is doing there because he is not a boardmember.. If there is anyone more bored than I was, i would like to see him The man replied
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@anit05 | 2 December 08 | |
A father was at the beach with his children when the 4yr old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the sh*re where a seagull lay dead in the sand. 'Dad, what happened to him?' the son asked. 'He died and went to Heaven,' the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, 'Did God throw him back down?'
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