The smell of bacon is enough to get anybody a little riled up - rather than lashing out with a fist or sheer belligerence, one very cheeky lady in Perth responded to her arrest in a most unconventional way.

They say, if youve got it, flaunt it - and apparently that little window of time in which a woman produces breast milk has more uses than that which nature intended. A woman in Perth has been given a serious telling off, after she assaulted a policewoman with a squ*rt of her breast milk - this gal may well have taken the crown for first human to ever use her own mammary fluid as a weapon.

She was initially taken into custody after an incident in a shopping centre, and upon arrival at Rockingham police station, was subjected to a body search that required her to be naked from the waist down. As she rearranged her clothes, it is alleged that she grabbed hold of her breast and squ*rted her milk all over the forehead, arms and clothing of the female police officer. So cheeky.

The offender was refused bail on Wednesday and has been remanded in custody before her court appearance next week - the Magistrate remarked that he didnt believe it was safe to allow her out on bail.