Luckily for some of u.

Someone will be working on it somewhere. All you would need is regenerative nanobots that hijack your central nervous system. Pentagon is working on those super soldiers, hopefully someday soon.

But I want to shoot some people in the face.

I'm not ready anyway, I've just opened a bottle of wine and I'm wearing a face mask.

My weirdest theory for the onset of a zombie apocalypse is this: a quantum mechanical experiment could trigger it. You've heard about Schrodinger's Cat, no one knows if the cat inside the box is dead or alive, it's potentially in both states at once

What if a person was in a state of flux between living and dead? And then anyone who came into close contact also became unstable. Many worlds interpretation has some weird implications for the 'death' of the individual.

They are hiding, like pokemon go.You have to find them.

all those people who think trump is a good idea, you're not suggesting they're living are you ?

Genetically engineered biomechanical parasites, will also cause relentless urge to dab.

The extinction of the individual in 'this' world doesn't mean all possible versions were wiped out. There was this weird story I read about this guy who died, he kept popping up again thinking he was fine..

'Mr Johnson I'm sorry to inform you, but you died 6 months ago. You're greatly distressing your family by showing up here again as a walking corpse. Sorry, but we have to detain you.'

The paradox causes a hole in the space/time matrix and dimensional rifts/portals open up all over the place as a result.

Oh shit son.