At the end of another busy day john made his way to the local cafe and ordered a coffee, staring at his cup he suddenly found himself in a dark place a place where john had never been, what suddenly gave john these thoughts, was it some sort of premonition or had he seen inside the mind of someone else, john left his coffee and walked out the cafe with a worrying look.

Nah

Gifted

I'm to tired... It's been a long day

I don't own a patent on creativity in the forum lol

wheres my cucumber ?

John tried to shake the feeling, but cumbersome seeds of doubt had somehow taken root. Was it just another case of Mondayitis? The below average coffee settling in his gut.. Or something more?

See what I did there? Cucumber? Cumbersome seeds of doubt? Eh? Eh?

Alright, I'm done now.

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The cucumber walked into the cafe not knowing it was a cucumber but under the impression it was human, after all it had feet.
''Hello there cucumber'' Said John
''Oh hi there John'' said the cucumber, ''nice hot day for a salad''