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@trunking | 3 November 22 | |
Every day in Moscow, people buy newspaper, glance at front page, throw straight in trash. Every day, same. People buy newspaper, look front, throw in trash. Newspaper seller ask one day, ''Why you do that? Why you not read inside newspaper?'' Man respond, ''I check obituary'' ''But obituary not on front page. Is on back page'' ''Putin obituary be on front page'' |
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@trunking | 6 November 22 | |
What does a blind man say when he grabs a grater? Who wrote this sh*t? |
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@trunking | 6 November 22 | |
Why dont Chinese kids believe In Santa? Because they make the toys. |
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@bambi..mk2 | 7 November 22 | |
@ alanball - 1.11.22 - 07:53pm I went to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween, but the girl in the shop gave me a Liverpool FC shirt. I said 'excuse me love, I said I wanted to dress like a count' I went to buy a cowboy outfit ... I now own Everton |
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@bambi..mk2 | 7 November 22 | |
Farmer goes down to his orchard ,with a five gallon bucket ,to collect apples ... There's also a big pond there As he draws nearer he hears women's voices and giggles and comes apon a group of females obviously skinny dipping They swim to the other side of the pond screaming then start shouting go away ! We can't come out while you're there etc Don't mind me ladies ,says he ,I'm just here to feed the alligators .... |
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@warded | 7 November 22 | |
@ trunking - 6.11.22 - 05:28pm What does a blind man say when he grabs a grater? Who wrote this sh*t? i chortled |
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@aaliyahz | 9 November 22 | |
@ trunking - 3.11.22 - 08:51pm Every day in Moscow, people buy newspaper, glance at front page, throw straight in trash. Every day, same. People buy newspaper, look front, throw in trash. Newspaper seller ask one day, ''Why you do that? Why you not read inside newspaper?'' Man respond, ''I check obituary'' ''But obituary not on front page. Is on back page'' ''Putin obituary be on front page'' Savage |
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@karen1xx | 9 November 22 | |
Lolol that's funny 128514;128514;128514;128514;128514;
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@eyesore | 10 November 22 | |
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's f*nny but Jack got a shock a mouthful of c.ock , cause Jill was a pre op tr*nny
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