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..very much in the style of Viz magazine. Most likely taken fron there tbh..lets hear them! |
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@ogdenz | 17 November 18 | |
Avoid forgetting things by simply not commiting them to memory in the first place.
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@ogdenz | 17 November 18 | |
Save money on expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the object you wish to see.
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@ogdenz | 17 November 18 | |
Eliminate smelly farts more quickly by taking bigger sniffs.
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@slago | 17 November 18 | |
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@jain5j | 17 November 18 | |
(eh)
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@3mel | 17 November 18 | |
save time eating breakfast and get to work early. just tip your cereal directly into the toilet and claim back 5 mins of your day.
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@xxlee | 17 November 18 | |
Cba to clean your windows, then just get a glazier to put new windows in.
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@sisfreak2017 | 17 November 18 | |
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt; And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt Allus do it fer thissen. Translation: 'Hear all, see all, say nothing; Eat all, drink all, pay nothing; And if ever you do anything for nothing always do it for yourself |
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@wozzak | 17 November 18 | |
Dont waste money on a can opener use a knife
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@musho77 | 18 November 18 | |
to get plastercine off walls spray it with wd40
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