yesterday my sister in law was here and a neighbour popped in at the same time. my sister in law and I were chatting about toilet paper we had both bought from her stepdad. I told her it was stretchy and didn't break on the right places which annoys me. I then said I also don't like that it is 200 sheets instead of 350. so I said it isn't worth it for me.

she agreed and said she hadnt noticed it was just 200 sheets. I read everything so I knew

oh no rubbish says neighbour, it is 500 sheets coz she buys it too. I said no twin ply is usually 350 sheets and single ply 500. at must check becuase these are the mini ones. she got mighty upset

I'm particularly good at nipping these in the bud. Every word and movement in my life is based on whether or not it's worth bothering, philosophically. It must be terribly frustrating for people wanting to pick an argument.

We get 96 1-ply 500 sheets for R180.

I don't like 2-ply. It goes too quick.

i wouldnt use 1 ply to wipe my botty with, its too thin there would always be the danger of a finger ripping through at the crucial moment

The idea is to put a whole lot together. Fs!? Why am I explaining this!?!?

Toilet roll is hilarious.

2 ply is thicker and stronger so less is needed. safe finger and last longer than single ply in our house.

It hangs down at the front, not the back. And it should be luxury stuff.

you disgust me... it hangs down the back.

what brand?