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@driverii | |
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My hair is starving. I MUST buy some Clairol Hair Food. I'd buy other hair foods, but only Clairol's is vegan. I kid you not. I guess their hair food is made from wild buffalo s**t and not dog s**t? Anyhooo, must be off. I've got to plant some Pro-Vitamin B6 age-defying, sebum-rich carrots up Boris Johnson's arse. (I got them from Divot, who says hi to all btw) TOOT TOOT |
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@dodgey | 15 October 19 |
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Yeah whatever
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@mikeymk | 15 October 19 |
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My hair's dying. I hadn't considered starvation, I think it's just losing the will to live. ''I guess I never told you... I'm so happy that you're mine...'' 
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@lugus | 15 October 19 |
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My hair died of famine years ago, still got my comb though, I just can't part with it
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@prattle | 15 October 19 |
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Memo to sefl, shut up Drverii
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@iilmadme | 15 October 19 |
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How dare people think up a product that only some people welcome.the audacity
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@crimson | 15 October 19 |
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@ lugus - 15.10.19 - 02:40pm My hair died of famine years ago, still got my comb though, I just can't part with it  |
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@mok214 | 15 October 19 |
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Hair are dead cells, so you cannot feed or revitalize hair.
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@3mel | 15 October 19 |
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moisturiser seems to work fine though. you can ''feed'' leather that's long been dead and restore it's suppleness.
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@sisfreak2017 | 15 October 19 |
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Get some chip-pan fat smeared on your bonse you c*nt!
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@crail | 15 October 19 |
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Wonder if anyone has grown cress on their head
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