(new) This is an important thread (19)
I am significantly drunk, and so I have decided to create a new thread here. With the current posting frequency, I fully expect this thread to live fo

(new) I've been thinking [21]
I don't like those ghost poos. You can't check their size afterwards, they just vanish into the pipeline. Thanks

(new) Urgent! Re: an*s gnomes (12)
I did some thinking and just had an epiphany, someone must be burglarizing my b*tt when I'm asleep. I haven't done a poo in like a week, where has it

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Very cool

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I tried breeding a dog once

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Yeah you're right, I'm actually still a virgin. One day I will see a vagina

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That's how I lost my virginity too, six vaginas at once

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I like turtles

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@ badapple - 14.05.21 - 07:47pm dam so thats what it is, i thought it was when you did an impression of an

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I was going for something like 8 digits but I didn't remember the word digit. So now it's just extra r*tarded because letters only has 7 letters

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I'm still a child at heart, anyone wanna shoot me a tenner

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Wales are very intelligent and friendly, for example dolphins are known to sometimes help people lost at sea to a safe shore. Blue wales are the large

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