(new) So I just found out [79]
That not everybody stands up to wipe their arse. They do it whilst still sitting. Like fu*king weirdos.

(new) Midgets in work [30]
How many midgets do you see in work? Do you know any? Why don't we see them stacking the higher shelves in supermarkets or cleaning windows?

(new) Has anyone else got [27]
A text message from DEFRA telling them to house their birds and contact numbers if you spot any signs of Avian flu?

(new) Beast v Mountain [14]
It looks like it is going to happen. I don't know if any of them can fight but Hall looks up for it. Really fu*king up for it. Go Beast.

(new) What happened to Recurve [62]
He didn't get the Covid or anything did he? Hope the fella is OK.

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@ alanball - 18.04.24 - 06:38pm TartIt surprised me. I didn't have a clue.

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So it turns out that I am one of those people who buy their dogs clothes. I never saw that coming at all.

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Brilliant lol.

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If you go to war, you get a war.

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Yeah let Iran have nukes lol.

(new) Ketchup [71]
Time to settle the debate. Where duz it go?fridge or cupboard?

(new) Relax [71]
What do you do to relax?

(new) One word [56]
Describe the person above in one word. No options here. Sorry am not that lenient.GO

(new) Let's get homeboy laid [226]
Okay, not personally me. But since exams are hitting close, and now's the perfect time to procrastinate, I started using Tinder to mess around. So I w

(new) Happy St Georges Day [88]
English and proud!.