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@trashy | 23 March 13 | |
@ prattle - 23.03.13 - 09:19pm @izrigrod: I'm so single my cat has a cat. that tickled me |
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@kelkulus: Nobody has 3 cats. You either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@Aspersioncast: So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@mellimelle: The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@Olligater: Someone should write a book where the character slowly falls in love with the reader.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@DepecheALAmode: If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say It's on the house.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@ilovepie84: I've replaced my neighbors toothpaste with Napalm, and left him a free pack a cigarettes. Now we wait.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@trims_the_fat: I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date Much more satisfying.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@MedikalMiracle: Hey, long time. Wassup? should be auto-corrected to Dude. Can you do me a favor?
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