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it seems that we have these new words for computer technology. So lets glossarise these new terms.  abacus - the computer does sums with this. Bird - the actual computer hardware. Celery - this is the brain or the cpu. Ferrets - these are the cooling fans. Mouse - is the pointing device. Sheep - is the non volatile memory. Hives - these are permanent storage. Bees - this is the actual data on the hard disk. Stung - when your 'bird' fails. Penguins - a linyx OS. Burger - a mac OS. |
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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for example i have a bird with 2 sticks of celery, 2 ferrets, 500 giga bees of hive storage, 4 sheep, and a mouse and a burger.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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a barngate - is a windows OS
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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a slate - is a computer monitor.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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chalk - this is the gpu or graphics card. Mine has 'slate' and a gt8800m chalk, so this chalk is quite old now 
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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a medal - this is a saved file from using a piece of software. for example a medal could be 5 bees in size.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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spider - this is a computer keyboard. If its 10 legged you use all of your fingers to type. If its 1 legged you use 1 finger. 
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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a brow - browsing the internet. Highbrow - a p*rn site.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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flu - your bird is not well and has a virus
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@anduan | 25 December 10 |
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Many pc users dont know yet the normal terms, and you want to learn the pc 'argot'??? Naah, there are too many terms already, we dont need argot 
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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this s quite funny tho i just got a 'pigeon' from my uncle, thats an email. It contained a 'dropping' which is an attachment to the 'pigeon'. Wishing a Merry Christmas. The pigeon dropping in my case is a photo.
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@edit.or | 25 December 10 |
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crematory - removes bird flu,once known as antivirus
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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mayday mayday - this is known as a crash or when your bird needs a reboot.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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2 sticks of celery equals a dual core cpu. 4 sticks is of celery is a quad core cpu. Celery comes in amd and intel varietys. 1 sheep is equal to 1gig of ram.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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i should also a say that 1000 lambs is equal to 1000 megabyte or 1 sheep.
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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when a bird saves a reward from the sheep to the hive the lamb has to first be turned in to a bee before it can be stored in the hive. 
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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a portable hive - is a USB stick. Convienient for carrying your saved rewards with you 
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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a monkey - is a computer repair man. When you have a problem with your bird and you cant fix it you take it to the monkey. You say OI! Monkey! My bird is stung it keeps calling mayday. It might have flu or it might have a dead hive cos my bees hav gone, or the sheep could of died. The monkey will reply.. orl aite layve it we moi and oi see woit oi caan doo.
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@jay.mack | 25 December 10 |
 took you long enough....
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@plzgvhug | 25 December 10 |
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the monkey gets back to you and says... 'i saay one of yor ferrets has gort stuck and thy celery has cooked itself. The hive loiks aybit d*ckey but it corrd be thy sheep. One or tother. I get owt moi screwdroiver
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@sonicbom | 25 December 10 |
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a single bird is more powerfull compared to dual bird in a single die
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