octopus walks into a bar, he annouces 'give me any instrument and i will play it better then anyone on earth'...guy on the piano moves over 'go on then, prove it'. so the octopus plays it better than elton john. a 2nd guy hands him a a guitar which again the octopus plays better than jmmy hendrix. a scotish guy hands the octopus some bagpipes, the octopus looks confuesd. 'agh whats the probelm, can ye na play it?'..'play it?' says the octopus 'i'm gonner it once i get its pyjamas off!'