Nice joke. Dil london london ho gaya!

English shayari. If i was a dog & u were a flower. (wa wa).If i was a dog & u were a flower I wud hve lifted my leg & given u a shower. Pj

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,Rahte hain jo nigahon se door, Sala wohi question c*mPULSORY hoten hain!..

Dil ke zakhm dikha na sakoge, dil ki baat bata na sakoge, karoge jawani mein jo girlfriend pe kharche,budhape tak udhar chuka na paoge. **

Dil ke zakhm dikha na sakoge, dil ki baat bata na sakoge, karoge jawani mein jo girlfriend pe kharche,budhape tak udhar chuka na paoge. **

Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing.Wen u call her,its Tele Marketing; Wen she walks 2 u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Customer Feedback..!

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager.He went home n told his wife, news in such style that she fainted?Tu aaj Raat se MANAGER KE SAATH SOYEGI.