Random Ramblings [17]
I seem to have this hbit of waking up in the middle of the night for a pee....so i go do my business,..go back to bed...just drop off,..then 5 mins la

Pants' Top Tips [17]
Create your own Dyson car by replacing your tyres with footba11s

Topical stuff [17]
Why the fuss about Lady Gaga in a meat dress? Ages ago I saw Chas 'n' Dave in a Pork Pie hat.

Bad Pun Of The Day [15]
I've written a story about a Parkinson's sufferer who makes wedding cakes, it's a real tier-jerker

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jokes (may b offensive 2 some) (1)
Q. What do you call a woman with two c**ts? A. N-Dubz