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I've written a story about a Parkinson's sufferer who makes wedding cakes, it's a real tier-jerker |
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@cptpants | 13 September 10 |
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Cotton wool ba11s, possibly the worst medical complaint I've ever had
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@cptpants | 13 September 10 |
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Last night I got as as a pancake, which is what happens when you mix your metaphors.
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@cptpants | 13 September 10 |
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I've been asked to run the London Marathon, had to say no as I've no experience of organizing something that big.
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@cptpants | 13 September 10 |
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have to be the most arrogant of s*x aids, stuck up c***s
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@cptpants | 13 September 10 |
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Jockeys - always getting on their high horse... impressionists! What are they like? Croupiers! What's the deal with them? Amnesiacs! Who the do they think they are? |
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@cptpants | 13 September 10 |
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They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but not when you're on a blind date with a stutterer.
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@mztiklz | 16 September 10 |
 great topic!
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@cptpants | 16 September 10 |
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I've done nothing all morning except make jokes about the head of the Catholic Church, Simon Cowell should put me on Pope Idle.
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