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@coombs1 | 22 June 12 | |
A sandwich walks into a bar.The barman says''Sorry we dont serve food in here''
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@coombs1 | 22 June 12 | |
I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said,''Are you two an item?''
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@coombs1 | 22 June 12 | |
A Corry-load of tortoise crash into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster
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@0maria | 11 July 12 | |
son: can u read in da dark? papa: no son: 0k then signature on my marks report |
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@coombs1 | 5 August 12 | |
Q:What did the digital clock say to his mother? A:Look ma no hands!
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@coombs1 | 5 August 12 | |
question: what did the ar told the thunder? ans: wait im going for a spin!
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
Santa: Darling! Why do you love a rose that dies in a day, but don't love me who dies for you everyday? Jeeto: Haye ve Rabba! Haye main marja! Kanjra, enni angreji?(Oh my God! Oh God may take my breath! Scoundrel, you utter so much English!) |
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
Birthday Cake For his wife's birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription: You are not getting older, You are getting better. When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom. It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to servethe cake that he discovered it read: YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOUARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM. |
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