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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
Museum Watchman: That's a 500 yearold statue you have broken. Funny Short Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. |
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee. Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold. Wife: But why... Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee. |
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in accidents. Today a Blue-line bus driver saved 2 lives. How z that possible ? . . . . . . . . He did not go to job today. |
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
A Funny husband was returning homeafter cremating his wife. He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky. Funny Husband thinks: She must have reached there. |
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog! |
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@divakar3 | 18 August 12 | |
Santa was weeping at a grave, Whydid you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life. Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? Santa: My wifes first husband. |
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@coombs1 | 21 August 12 | |
hahaha
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