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@xxvampxx | 1 May 13 |
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Girl: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Girl: Matlab? Boy: Prashad. |
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@xxvampxx | 1 May 13 |
LUN aur ZUBAN mein samanta 1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti. 2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil. 3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai. 4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai. |
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@xxvampxx | 1 May 13 |
Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai? Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai! |
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@xxvampxx | 1 May 13 |
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme, sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai. Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage.. 6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota. |
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@xxvampxx | 1 May 13 |
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad mein Ladki se bola SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao. Ladki sharmate huye: PAHLE AAP DIKHAO. |
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@nawbzada | 1 May 13 |
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@nawbzada | 1 May 13 |
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar choda Gaya. Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan kar lega use 100,000 milenge... Pehle Obama gaya Par fail hogaya... Fir George bush gaya lekin nakaam raha... Finally Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aya.. Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aapne kaise pata kara ? Manmohan - Main pinjre me gaya or kaha ki agle election me VOTEmujhe dena..... . . . ... . to sirf ek ne kaha- GHANTA LE LE MERA :D lol * |
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@nawbzada | 1 May 13 |
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jocow kpaas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni niat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain * |
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