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@knormoer | 2014 | |
fourteen (0) Mommy! Mommy! Now that i'm fourteen can i wear a bra ? 'Shut up, Henry. |
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@knormoer | November 2013 | |
grandma's car (0) An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags an |
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@knormoer | November 2013 | |
epol dieet (0) Nou die dag gaan koop ek 'n sak EPOL hondekos by Pick 'n Pay en terwyl ek so in die ry staan, vra 'n vrou agter my of ek 'n hond het. Sommer asp |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
dorp word skuldvry (0) Dis Augustus in 'n dorpie in die klein karoo. Dis droog, warm en die dorpie lyk verlate. Dit is 'n moeilike tyd, almal is in die skuld en leef op kred |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
brief aan pa (0) n Pa loop verby sy seun se kamer en tot sy stomme verbasing sien hy die bed is netjies opgemaak en die kamer is aan die kant. Toe sien hy 'n koeve |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
grandpa's cellar (0) This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine und |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
what? (0) A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
warm water met skuim (0) Ek hou nogsteeds daarvan om my geliefde te bederf, as sy laat werk in die aande bel sy my en s sy is oppad. Dan tap ek solank vir haar warm water met |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
urangutangh reading (0) One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang- utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
race horses (0) Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them! Another hors |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
kom stoot (0) 'n Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3 uur in die oggend deur 'n harde geklop aan die deur. Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar ' |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
Thai (1) An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), a |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
verkoopsman (0) Piet kry werk as winkelklerk. 'n Klant kom in en vra vir 'n blik pruimkonfyt. Piet kyk rond maar kan nie pruimkonfyt kry nie. Jammer, mevrou, ma |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
pull over (0) A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... Pull over! No, she shouts |
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@knormoer | August 2013 | |
hasie drink mampoer (1) Da' bo innie Bosveld stap hasie eendag so deurie gras en kom oppe borrel mampoer af wat innie son gel het. Hy vat 'n paar slukke, ma' ie witblits[b |
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