An alcoholic,a miser and a gay man were waiting to enter heaven but st peter said with the lives you've led you'll need to be tested first. They were sent off to prove they could resist temptation.First stop was a bar where the alcoholic ordered a beer and having failed the test was immediatley turned to ashes.the other two saw a ten pound note on the floor.the gay guy said to the miser,if you bend over now we're both goners