Behind every gr8 man is a woman rolling her eyes! Jim Carrey

How many ppl here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philps

Im not afraid of death, i just dont want to be here when it happens. woody Allen

I dont need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry

I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day! Frank Sinatra

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Woody Allen

I have a love interest in everyone of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love mickey mouse more than any woman i have ever known. Walt Disney