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@hamza21 | 12 April 11 | |
HEIGHT OF LITERACY Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi? Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k'' Going to gaaon for 3 days'' apke husband ne to comment b kia tha k'' Hv a safe trip, come soon Poli.. Miss you'' |
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@hamza21 | 13 April 11 | |
1 Bus main Baba jee ka Paon Lrki k Paon Pr Parr gya' Baba jee: Sorry' Lrki:Shut-Up. Phir 1 HandSum Larkay ka Paon Lrki k Paon Pr Parr gya'Lrka: Sorry' Lrki (with Smile): it's O.k' No-Problem. Baba jee Jal kr Bolay:Na' Kaaki...' Mery SORRY Day 'Spelling' Ghalat Si..? |
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@hamza21 | 13 April 11 | |
Judge:Tumhra Jurm Sabat hota hai,Kal Subah Tumko Phaansi pay Latkaya jay gaa PATHAN:!!!!!Woh tou theak hai Lekin Uttaara Kab jaye gaa Hum ne Shaam ko Raksha b chalaana hota hai...:-) |
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@k1ng | 17 April 11 | |
@amanveer | 26 January 12 | |
Hahahaha
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@amanveer | 26 January 12 | |
Exmier in bio hall.. Examiner- .. Tell me the name of this bird seeing only its leg. Punjabi student:-... I dont know. Examiner-.. U r failed, whats ur name. Punjabi student-.. See my legs and tell me the name :)
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@amanveer | 2 May 12 | |
Ek admi apni Bewi ke har kaam me Nuqs nikalta hai- Agar wo Anda Boil karti hai to kahta- Fry karna tha. Fry karti to kahta- Boil karna tha. Biwi bechari pareshan. Ek din Biwi ne dono bana ke de diye- Dono Andon ko gaor se dekhne ke baad bola- Tum me aqal kab aayegi? Jisko Boil karna tha use Fry kar diya.... Aur Jisko Fry karna tha use Boil kar diya.. |
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