A rabbit runs & hops & lives only for 15 years! A turtle doesnt run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 years! EXERCISE IS HELL, SLEEP WELL! Be lazy, Go crazy!!

How gals think be4 replying..

Guy: Hey...
Gal (to herself): Oh my God.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk.. maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey.. I should just answer him, i dont want to keep him waiting..well maybe ill wait another 3 minutes so he thinks im busy.. no, thats too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i dont care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! im just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no thats stupid. 2 y's works. He wont know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.
Breath in, breath out.
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Gal: Heyy..

When you Dont know what you are doing, do it neatly. :-D

A boy touched his girl friend..

Girl said.. dont touch me..all dat only after marriage..

boy said ok .

call me after your marriage!

Daughter-I am in love with neighbour,so I am running away with him.
Dad-Thanx dear,u hav saved money & time.
Daugter-Dad! I am reading dis letter left by mom!

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
SHE HAS TO

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
HE HAS TWO :-)

Dad : What do you want to be when you grow up?
Son : A soldier!
Dad : But you might get injured by enemies!
Son : Okay! Then I want be an enemy!

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did :-D