Rascalla Rap :

The length of his hair changes shot-to-shot One moment he's bald, then he's not, Thats all the acting you will see of this fella,Sanju Baba, you rascalla!

If Mausam ticked off the Indian Air Force, Then the Navy should cry themselves se, For he maligns them, he's such a killa, Ajay Devgn, you rascalla!

First in a bikini, then in a frock, Her acting akin to a rock, So how big was that chequella, Kangna Ranaut, you rascalla?

Your intelligence it will insult, Your senses it will assault, This movie is really hella, David Dhawan, you rascalla!

Two conmen trying to be funny, Really audience, the jokes on you, What theyre stealing is your money. David Dhawan, Rascals itself is a crime, And my license to write bad rhyme.

A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. And Nobody was home. :-D

3 Men were drunk, they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch. so he asked,what was that for? Guy Replied, control your speed next time Dude,you almost killed us... :p

When i told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.. :-D

Science vale Sochte h k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vale Sochte hai k Rose kaise Draw kare?
But
Commerce vale Sochte hai k Rose kise De?
Dat's marketing

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?