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@igwenze | 18 September 11 | |
Portiap. noted,ua wlcm!
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@igwenze | 18 September 11 | |
A man returned 4rum church 1 fine sunday afternoon and seein his wife,he quickly ran nd lifted ha up.D woman wz so suprised of ha husband's sudden change 4rum a very hostile 2 cajolling husband. So she asked him Darlin,did pastor preach about love 2day?? He replied NO! He preached dat each man suld carry his BURDENS |
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@igwenze | 30 October 11 | |
Lady on phone..is dat police station?? A man has entered my house and he is me right nnoww ....can you aahh... mhaa.. ..aaaah....ouhhhh..woww... Umm...yeahhh... arrest him tomorrowwhhh!!
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@igwenze | 30 October 11 | |
It's ua 1st time,u lie back,ua muscle tighten.you put him off 4 a while searchin 4 an excuse,but he refused 2b swayed as he approached u.he asked if ua afraid and you shake ua head bravely. He has had more xperince but it's d 1st time his finger has found d right place.He probes deeply and you shiver.you body tenses but he's gentle as he promised.he looks deeply in ua eyes nd tells u 2 trust him dat he has done it many more times b4. He's cool smile relaxes u and u open wider 2 giv him more room 4 an easy enterance.u plead nd beg him 2 hurry but he slowly takes it time wantin 2 cause u little pain as he promised.As he pressed deeper,u feel d tissue given away,pain surge tru ua body nd u feel d slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at u and asked if it's painful??,your eyes are filled wit tears but u shake ua head n nod 4 him 2 go on.He begins goin in n out of u wit skills.After a few moment u feel sumtin brusting within u and he pulls it out of u.u lay pantin,glad it's ova. He looks at u and smile warmly.U smiled back nd said thank u DENTIST.after all,it's my 1st tym 2 hav my teeth pulled out. Naughty! Naughty!! Naughty!!! What were u thinkin huh??? |
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@portiap | 31 October 11 | |
dr dra lady criedit hurts evrwhere lookshe poked her arm,leg,tummy nd hair.ow,ow,ow,ooowww!doc even my hair hurts d dr axr u a natural born blonde? yes oh u cut ur fingerthe doc replied. |
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