delivery mix up (3)
The mailman rings the door bell and says 'i hv a parcel here but the name on it is obliterated' The house owner replyz 'cant b 4 me then! my name is f

OLD AGE2 (2)
She's in her 70's and her boyfriend is 85. This particular night they planned to have s*x. The dude goes to the bathroom to prepare while she waits i

crzy scul boy (0)
Teacher: not many people knw ths but thrs no difficulty in the world we cant overcome schoolboy: realy hv u ever tried 2 squeeze the toothpaste b

Shake hands (4)
A teacher is tryn 2 teach gud manners asks d studens: Mike if u were on a date having supper with a nice lady how would u tell her that u have to go t

I bet u 0 (1)
2 guys r in a bar n both r watching tv when the news comes on. It shows a guy on a bridge on the verge of jumping, obviously about 2 commit suicide. 1

The mother (7)
A young boy's parrot was lying on its back at the bottom of the cage its legs pointing up wards. The boy asked his father dad when birds die y do thei

Old age (1)
Naughty Tony asks his grandpa, papa, do you n granny still lungula? Grandpa says yes we still do n enjoy The now intrigued tony asks how is that possi

rain coat (4)
unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a 1st baby......luk dad is cming 2nd baby reply......u stupid...is neighbour uncle.......coz dad dnt wear r

Doctor n students (1)
A doctor teachin medical students said to them.Doctor: 1st thing u must learn is 2 remove ur fear. Then he inserts his finger into the of a corps &

News headline (3)
A 75 yr old man had s*x wit his 72 yr old wife he s*cked hr breast nd died !News headline says:75 yr old men died of drinkin expired milk.

EXAM (3)
I magine in an exam rum we were asked 2 draw a male reproducn organ!a guy bept 2b in his leg looking @it seriously,a lady shouted!sir....he is copyn

b*tt cheek (1)
What did the 1 b*tt cheek say to the other cheek? If we stick together we can stop this

Wat a n day (2)
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed that way for half of an hour. A big man then came n drink his drink. The poor man st

couple (3)
a couple just married was happy with the WHOLE THING.....he was happy wit HOLE and SHE was happy wit THE THING....ha ha ha ha ha

RAPE. (2)
Boy ask 2 girl-darlng....what is RAPE??Girl reply.....its the wrong man at the right place....ha ha ha ha