There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed that way for half of an hour. A big man then came n drink his drink. The poor man started crying. The big man said: come on man, i was just joking. Here, ill buy u another drink: and the poor man said: no, it's not that. This day has been the worst of my life. First, i fell asleep and late 4 work. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When i left the building, i found out my car was stolen. I got a cab 2 return home, but left my wallet n credit cards there. At home, i found my wife in bed wit the gardener. I walked out n then came to this bar. Just as i was thinking about putting an end 2 my life, u shouwed up n drank my poison.