Hey its World Cup!!!

My dear Wife.
The FIFA World Cup is running . I forget
give you a few rules that will
preserve your beauty and life.
1. The remote control belongs time for the
whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or
wed or die or whatever
during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You support the teams that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for
half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them.
6. We can watch Telemundo provided
actors and actresses are
wearing soccer jerseys and they are in
brazil.
7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if
am watching soccer, you
better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions
such as; is this Chelsea
versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when
they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my
team is losing.
Thanks for the co-operation