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oldr3dbull
Naughty but true facts

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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
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Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pus*y
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DEFINITION OF bj
A bj is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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BALLS THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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v*agra
All medicines have Side effects, only v*agra has Front effect.
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BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of burning love?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake
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