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Naughty but true facts ______________________________ We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....! ______________________________ Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....! ______________________________ Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!! ______________________________ Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!! __________________________ Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....? Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!! __________________________ Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....? They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!! __________________________ Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body? A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pus*y __________________________ DEFINITION OF bj A bj is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references! __________________________ BALLS THEORY If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man. If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman. U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass __________________________ EXPLANATION Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration. Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches? Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury. __________________________ v*agra All medicines have Side effects, only v*agra has Front effect. ______________________________ BURNING LOVE Q: What is the definition of burning love? A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake ______________________________ Just for Laughs... Enjoy |
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