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A husband and wife were in the middle of a massive argument and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the husband realised that he ne

My friends Wife goes to the doctors with her husband for a check up, afterwards the doc calls the wife in alone, your husband is suffering from severe

3 guys & a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. 1st guy says I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E u know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful,

Lady in labour, shouting the usual s**t; 'Get this out of me! ''Give me the drugs! She turns to her boyfriend &says ''You did this to me you fker! 'He

A fat woman goes to her doctor and asks 'what's the easiest exercise I can do to help me lose weight?' He replies, 'shake your head from side to side'

A man sat in a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, What's the matter? Are you having troubles w

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, infront of the Fishermans Friend pub. He asked

Man says to wife if i won lottery what would you do? wife says 'id take half and leave you'. Man says well i won a tenner last night. So heres your fi

Abdul & john were beggars outside waterloo station. Abdul has a mercedes, large house & loads of money. John has nothing. Abdul's begging hat was over