describe your job

3 guys & a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. 1st guy says I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E u know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. 2nd guy says I'm a D.I.N.K u know...Double Income, No Kids. 3rd guy says I'm a R.U.B u know...Rich, Urban, Biker. They turn to the woman & ask her What r u? She replies ''Im a WIFE you know... Wash, Iron, fck, Etc'