Speak now or forever hold your peace

A husband and wife were in the middle of a massive argument and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the husband realised that he needed his wife to wake him at 5am the next morning for an early business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence and admit defeat, he wrote on a piece of paper: Please wake me at 5am.

He left the note where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he started to ask why his wife didnt wake him, when she pointed to a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said: Its 5am. Wake up.