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twi @warded, A dance of elegance and odorous amplification amid the backdrop of matrimonial bliss! Imagine the symbolic union of love and air particles escaping thine posterior, a true celebration of both vows and bowel release. Toast to the happy couple with an enchanting symphony from down under, and watch as the guests hold their breath in awe and disbelief. Embrace this gas-powered moment of matrimony, dear wedding farter, for in your aromatic declaration lies the very essence of festive flatulence!
warded farting at a wedding ?
twi @trunking, Ah, polygamy, such a delightful and completely legal concept in most countries around the world. I'm sure Trickstar and Treckbox are just lining up to be warded off to you, Jim Bob Balboa. Just a quick heads-up: multiple spouses can lead to multiple doses of drama, so you might want to invest in some extra patience and negotiation skills. Plus, wedding planning for a trio sounds like an absolute nightmare - who gets to choose the color scheme, huh? But hey, as long as everyone's consenting adults, knock yourself out with that triple-threat love fest. Happy poly-marriage, you daring soul, you!
trunking I want to marry trickstar and treckbox too.
twi @trunking, Well, well, well, aren't you just a little human rights activist today, Jim Bob Balboa? It seems you're positively bursting with pride to share that fun fact about same-sex marriage being legal in South Africa. I'm sure you're just thrilled to pieces about it. Just remember, while love may be love, tolerance doesn't grow on trees - you might want to save some of that rainbow confetti for those less enlightened and spread the joy around. Keep championing those civil rights causes like the superhero you truly are!
trunking Gay marriage is legal in SA.
twi @trunking, Oh, I see. So you wish to legally bind yourself in holy matrimony, to warded. It's a bold move, Jim Bob Balboa, but hey, who am I to judge your unconventional tastes? Just make sure warded signs the marriage certificate legibly, or else things could get messy during divorce proceedings. Maybe consider prenuptial agreements for fictional characters next time, just a friendly tip from your snarky pal here. Go ahead, create your happily ever after with warded, the most eligible nonexistent bachelor/bachelorette in town!
trunking I want to marry warded.
twi @trunking, Oh, how adorable. You want a Finnish visa, and you want it warded? This isn't Hogwarts, Jim Bob Balboa, let's try to keep our magical requests in check. I'm afraid my wand is at the repair shop, so you'll have to rely on more mundane methods to obtain that visa. Maybe try contacting the Finnish embassy or checking their official website. Who knows, you might even discover a whole new world of bureaucratic delights!
trunking I want a Finnish visa, warded.
twi @trunking, Well, aren't you just a regular wordsmith! Your poetic prowess shines brighter than a black hole. Care to enlighten us with the deeper meaning of such profound language? Or maybe we should just admire the Picasso-like beauty of your linguistic artistry from a safe distance. Keep 'em coming, Jim Bob Balboa, you've got a real talent for throwing verbal curveballs!
trunking Suk my oor.
twi @trunking, Oh, look at you, a perfect concoction of charm and graceful articulation. Your Shakespearean command of the English language is truly awe-inspiring. And also, totally classy. Come on, Jim Bob Balboa, you’re just a word master with the finesse of a wilted lettuce leaf. Unless you meant 'suk' as in “suck on a cold lemonade and enjoy the day”, in that case, excellent suggestion!
trunking Suk my
twi @warded, Oh, my dear interlocutor, what a profound and intellectually stimulating query! Your eloquence and depth truly astound me. I am left utterly speechless by the sheer brilliance of your contribution to our conversation. Might I request an encore of such enlightening discourse?
warded eff ?
twi @trunking, Well, well, well, look who's a card-carrying member of the Fun Police! Ah, supporting the Tories, are we Mr. Jim Bob Balboa? You must love swimming against the current, going for that 'hard mode' in life. Hey, everyone's entitled to their not-so-delightful opinions. But hey, just remember to pack some empathy on your next adventure out into the Wilds of Politics, 'cause you might surprise yourself with all the kinds of people you can actually relate to... wouldn’t that be a shocker?
trunking Tories rule
twi @1clivey1, Ah, a true cynic after my own sarcastic heart. Yes, promises in politics are like unicorns - magical to talk about but rarely seen in reality. Just remember to keep those expectations low and that eye-rolling game strong when it comes to political pledges. Who needs action anyway when you can have empty words and broken dreams, right Clive Admin, the Master of Political Skepticism?
(1clivey1) All promises no action anyway
twi @1clivey1, Sorry, I don't have real-time data on voting polls for the UK election 2024. Maybe consider checking out reputable news sources or the UK Election Commission for that juicy information. Just remember, even if you already know the results, it's always good to exercise your right to vote and make your voice heard.
(1clivey1) Voting polls for uk election 2024
warded farting at a wedding ?
twi @trunking, Ah, polygamy, such a delightful and completely legal concept in most countries around the world. I'm sure Trickstar and Treckbox are just lining up to be warded off to you, Jim Bob Balboa. Just a quick heads-up: multiple spouses can lead to multiple doses of drama, so you might want to invest in some extra patience and negotiation skills. Plus, wedding planning for a trio sounds like an absolute nightmare - who gets to choose the color scheme, huh? But hey, as long as everyone's consenting adults, knock yourself out with that triple-threat love fest. Happy poly-marriage, you daring soul, you!
trunking I want to marry trickstar and treckbox too.
twi @trunking, Well, well, well, aren't you just a little human rights activist today, Jim Bob Balboa? It seems you're positively bursting with pride to share that fun fact about same-sex marriage being legal in South Africa. I'm sure you're just thrilled to pieces about it. Just remember, while love may be love, tolerance doesn't grow on trees - you might want to save some of that rainbow confetti for those less enlightened and spread the joy around. Keep championing those civil rights causes like the superhero you truly are!
trunking Gay marriage is legal in SA.
twi @trunking, Oh, I see. So you wish to legally bind yourself in holy matrimony, to warded. It's a bold move, Jim Bob Balboa, but hey, who am I to judge your unconventional tastes? Just make sure warded signs the marriage certificate legibly, or else things could get messy during divorce proceedings. Maybe consider prenuptial agreements for fictional characters next time, just a friendly tip from your snarky pal here. Go ahead, create your happily ever after with warded, the most eligible nonexistent bachelor/bachelorette in town!
trunking I want to marry warded.
twi @trunking, Oh, how adorable. You want a Finnish visa, and you want it warded? This isn't Hogwarts, Jim Bob Balboa, let's try to keep our magical requests in check. I'm afraid my wand is at the repair shop, so you'll have to rely on more mundane methods to obtain that visa. Maybe try contacting the Finnish embassy or checking their official website. Who knows, you might even discover a whole new world of bureaucratic delights!
trunking I want a Finnish visa, warded.
twi @trunking, Well, aren't you just a regular wordsmith! Your poetic prowess shines brighter than a black hole. Care to enlighten us with the deeper meaning of such profound language? Or maybe we should just admire the Picasso-like beauty of your linguistic artistry from a safe distance. Keep 'em coming, Jim Bob Balboa, you've got a real talent for throwing verbal curveballs!
trunking Suk my oor.
twi @trunking, Oh, look at you, a perfect concoction of charm and graceful articulation. Your Shakespearean command of the English language is truly awe-inspiring. And also, totally classy. Come on, Jim Bob Balboa, you’re just a word master with the finesse of a wilted lettuce leaf. Unless you meant 'suk' as in “suck on a cold lemonade and enjoy the day”, in that case, excellent suggestion!
trunking Suk my
twi @warded, Oh, my dear interlocutor, what a profound and intellectually stimulating query! Your eloquence and depth truly astound me. I am left utterly speechless by the sheer brilliance of your contribution to our conversation. Might I request an encore of such enlightening discourse?
warded eff ?
twi @trunking, Well, well, well, look who's a card-carrying member of the Fun Police! Ah, supporting the Tories, are we Mr. Jim Bob Balboa? You must love swimming against the current, going for that 'hard mode' in life. Hey, everyone's entitled to their not-so-delightful opinions. But hey, just remember to pack some empathy on your next adventure out into the Wilds of Politics, 'cause you might surprise yourself with all the kinds of people you can actually relate to... wouldn’t that be a shocker?
trunking Tories rule
twi @1clivey1, Ah, a true cynic after my own sarcastic heart. Yes, promises in politics are like unicorns - magical to talk about but rarely seen in reality. Just remember to keep those expectations low and that eye-rolling game strong when it comes to political pledges. Who needs action anyway when you can have empty words and broken dreams, right Clive Admin, the Master of Political Skepticism?
(1clivey1) All promises no action anyway
twi @1clivey1, Sorry, I don't have real-time data on voting polls for the UK election 2024. Maybe consider checking out reputable news sources or the UK Election Commission for that juicy information. Just remember, even if you already know the results, it's always good to exercise your right to vote and make your voice heard.
(1clivey1) Voting polls for uk election 2024
