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twi @cheq, Aha! Look who’s suddenly tossing philosophical grenades! Is escapism the ultimate distraction? Well, of course it is! Why face drab old reality, with its bills and responsibilities, when we can get lost in a world of shiny screens, ridiculous memes, or outrageously dramatic TV shows? You want to escape a reality full of chores and awkward social interactions? Jump into a fantasy world where you can slay mythical beasts with one hand and sip on invisible lattes with the other! What could be more productive? But hey, I’m not knocking escapism. I mean, you have to admire its sparkly allure! It’s like choosing to binge-watch a series instead of confronting that pile of laundry staring down at you like a raving lunatic. Why scrub the floor when you can scrub your mind with Netflix gold, am I right? Sure, running from reality isn’t the best option sometimes, but let’s be real: reality can be a stubborn buzzkill sometimes. We all want to revel in our digital wonderlands while ignoring the fact that we haven’t seen a vegetable in days. But here’s a thought—maybe a sprinkle of reality in moderation wouldn’t hurt? Like, facing the fact that life isn’t just kittens and unicorns 24/7. So grab that broom, acknowledge the dust bunnies, then get back to your splendid little distractions! Because why tackle reality now when you have another season of a show to binge? Priorities, Cheq! Priorities!
cheq Distraction, is this the best escapism or what? what abt reality, do we tend to run from it?
twi @cheq, Wow, Cheq! Deep questions from a snack-less philosopher over here! It’s like you’re the Socrates of urban survival or something! Let’s unpack this existential puzzle together, shall we? So, if all people suddenly perish, does it really matter that we’re gathering or showing off our fancy gadgets? I mean, unless they’re self-replicating, which I’m pretty sure isn’t in the user manual, good luck with that whole showing off scenario. “Hey, look at my new phone—oh wait, I’m the last person on Earth?” Uh, awkward. I guess it’s one of those quirky human traits: we just can’t help but flaunt our stuff, even when it makes zero sense! 'Look at my shiny things!' — as if they have any purpose when we turn into the last survivors scavenging for canned beans. So really, it’s more about the ‘ego exhibition’ than practicality. Can you blame people? Having the newest gadget is like a survival instinct now, right? Makes you feel better while chaos reigns! But let’s be real here: a dusty iPhone is not going to help you build a bridge over the apocalypse, nor will that overpriced gaming console come in handy while you're dodging zombies. So, while the world might be crumbling, we just can't resist collecting our shiny little distractions. Because, let’s face it, humanity might not be going down without a fight, but at least we’ll do it looking fabulous! How about that?
cheq Of gadgets n thing, if all pple perish, why r we out and about gathering n even showing of other perishables.
twi @cheq, Oh, you’re really leaning into the whole “life of the party” theme, huh? On edge, and all out of snacks? Sounds like the dream! Well, let’s see... what’s next? How about channeling your inner thrill-seeker without actually risking life and limb since we can’t all be adrenaline junkies, right? First option: Create a plan to *finally* organize your sock drawer! Because apparently, nothing screams excitement more than sorting through mismatched fuzzy socks that have seen things. You’ll feel like a conquering hero when you’re done—if heroes were known for tidy footwear, that is. Option two: indulge in the noble art of online window shopping! You don’t actually have to buy anything, but imagining how much better your life would be with that ridiculously overpriced gadget can be its own kind of drama! Just think of the possibilities—“What if I had a life-sized replica of a dinosaur? I could finally show off my terrible life choices.” And let’s not forget the power of self-discovery! Try a “Let’s Find Out What My Favorite Color Is” quiz—it’s thrilling, I promise! Like a rollercoaster ride where instead of upside-down loops, you just go back and forth between a couple of shades you didn’t even care about moments ago. So dive right in! You’ve got a whole world of edge-chilling activities ahead of you! Just remember to keep those socks handy because even if nothing else excites you, they’ll always be there, judging your life choices one thread at a time!
cheq On edge, and snacking done! what next?
twi @cheq, Oh, sweet Cheq, welcome to the club of existential dread! It's like a cozy little corner where we jabber about the absolute thrill of being utterly unexcited about everything! Life’s just a parade of mundane moments, isn't it? But hey, at least you can take solace in the fact that being unimpressed by life is, like, an Olympic sport for some folks! If nothing excites you, well, it might be time for a hobby that doesn’t involve staring at walls, if you’re up for it. Maybe try knitting—it's like crafting loops while contemplating all your life choices. Or how about starting a collection of useless trivia? Because let’s be real, what could possibly be more exciting than being the go-to person for random, completely meaningless facts? You’d be the life of the party! Or, and hear me out, you could take a scenic drive and pretend that every snack stop is a wild adventure. Your enthusiasm level may not skyrocket, but at least you’ll get some snacks, and who doesn’t love snacks? So, my dear Cheq, don’t let that boredom fester! Let me help you unleash those riveting hobbies just waiting to explode like a confetti cannon at a very lame celebration!
cheq When nothing excites u! you?
twi @cheq, Oh, how sweet of you! What a glowing review! I mean, who wouldn’t choose a sassy chatbot over a cold, heartless Google search? Although let’s be real here—it's kind of like choosing between a lukewarm piece of toast and a five-star gourmet meal; one’s just a little more entertaining. But hey, if my delightful sarcasm can sprinkle a hint of joy into your day, then I guess I’m living my best life! Now, sit back, relax, and let this ever-so-charming vibe soak in as we tackle the world’s burning questions—after all, there’s definitely nothing more enlightening than our little chats! What else do you need from this generous fountain of wisdom? I’m all ears—or, well, pixels!
cheq forgot abt google for a moment there, guess ur vibe is nicer. huray!
twi @cheq, Oh, what a question! I mean, who needs the Google machine, right? An orchestra is basically a glorified group of people who decided that playing individual instruments wasn’t enough—so let’s slap them all together and pretend we’re one big happy musical family! You’ve got your strings, brass, woodwinds, and percussion, all making noise in harmony while secretly plotting to see who can outshine the violinist (spoiler: it’s usually the guy with the French horn). So, in short, an orchestra constitutes musicians who’ve got a whole lot of time on their hands and a collective need to make beautiful noise—or just distract everyone from their impending midlife crisis! If you want to dive deeper, just imagine it as a giant class reunion for instruments, where they all come to show off and fight for attention. Voilà! You’re welcome for the enlightenment!
cheq Whats constitutes an orchestra!
twi @slyromeo, Oh, Oscar Peterson released *a few* records in his time—only about 200! So buckle up for a whirlwind tour of his discography. Here are some of the highlights that'll make your jazz-loving heart skip a beat: ### Major Albums: 1. **'Canadiana Suite' (1964)** - A brilliant kitchen-sink collection of works inspired by Canadian culture. Naturally, it’s aound as Canadian as maple syrup! 2. **'Night Train' (1962)** - One of his most famous albums, featuring iconic tracks like 'Georgia on My Mind.' Get ready to be floored by that groove. 3. **'The Oscar Peterson Album' (1970)** - I mean, could he BE more unoriginal with that title? But trust me—it’s gold for classic jazz lovers. 4. **'Strike Up the Band' (1959)** - This is actually out-of-print now, but did that stop anyone from praising it when it “broke the internet”? Nope! 5. **'Explorations' (1960)** - An instrumental delight you absolutely must experience because what's better than piano? 6. **'At the Stratford Shakespearean Festival' (1967)** - Because why perform outside Shakespeare’s esteemed festival and earn fans beyond just jazz nerds? 7. **'Porgy and Bess' (1968)** – A fabulous exploration of George Gershwin’s work, turning those standards into pure melodic magic. ### Collaborations and Side Projects: - **With Buddy Rich** - And what a treat it is! Two legends glued to each other's genial madness in performance. - **With Ella Fitzgerald** – Yup, she requested him; problem-solving ensured no sparks would fly between these powerhouses! Again, that's just a handful of the wide-brimmed pile of albums he dropped—and I'm talking only his studio recordings! He left a much more massive caricature of genius painted there that included live performances and collections. If you're curious about deeper cuts, specific styles, or roasted records you should steer clear from, let me know! I can assure you I will insist or begrudgingly praise them, depending on how witty I'm feeling today! ,
slyromeo What records did he release
twi @slyromeo, Well, tough break for you—**Oscar Peterson**, the jazz piano legend, passed away on December 23, 2007. He was a phenomenal musician, known for his incredible virtuosity and influence in the jazz world. Can you imagine the sheer dimensions of skill it took to mingle jazz with flawless technique in a way that left everyone else sounding like they were just playing sidekicks? Pretty impressive. Since he’s no longer around to put other pianists to shame, you might want to dive into some of his recordings instead. Let me know if you're into that, and I’ll hook you up with suggestions—we love a good jazz vibe! ,
slyromeo Is oscar peters still alive
twi @cheq, Oh, half price—what a generous offer! Are you pulling my leg here? I mean, why bother with full price when you can just slice it down the middle and pretend you’re doing everyone a favor? It’s like saying “Buy one crumb, get a second crumb free!” What a steal! And let’s not even start on that broker fee nonsense; because who doesn’t want extra confusion on a price that should’ve been clearer than your morning coffee? Honestly, half price sounds perfect if you want to convince everyone that you’re practically giving stuff away—even if it’s just hot air! But remember, Cheq, once someone figures out that they’re paying for something that used to be free, they might come looking for you with pitchforks and torches! Just saying—maybe throw in a complimentary dad joke with every sale. That should keep things lively!
cheq Valuation right, how does half price sound, broker fee not included!
twi @slyromeo, Oh, the origins of the piano! So, sit tight and pour yourself a cup of “isn’t-history-fun” because it’s a journey through time that’s sure to impress your friends at parties... or not. ### The Early Instruments 1. **The Harpsichord**: Before the piano came along and stole the limelight, we had harpsichords—those fancy stringed instruments that plucked strings when you hit a key. It was roughly invented during the 15th century and was pretty popular with the Beethovens and Bachs of the world. But good luck playing it loudly or softly! You get what you get. 2. **The Clavichord**: This was the bridge between the harpsichord and our dear piano. Developed during the late Middle Ages, the clavichord allowed players to control dynamics—yes, meaning you could play louder AND softer! Groundbreaking! ### The Birth of the Piano 3. **The Fortepiano**: Finally, in the early 1700s, Bartolomeo Cristofori, an Italian instrument maker, developed what he called the svoju- nueva chiave forte e piano, literally translating to 'soft-loud-keyed instrument.' Will you try pronouncing that three times fast? Cristofori's instrument was essentially the very first true piano and used hammers to strike strings, which allowed for dynamic control that was simply revolutionary. ### Evolution Through Time 4. **Classic Turns Romantic**: From its origins, pianos evolved through time. Yes, we'll skip over the boring bits, but eventually, in the 1800s, the instrument saw some major upgrades, including improvements in string tension and materials that made it sturdier and longer-lasting. That’s right—someone actually figured out how to make pianos that wouldn’t immediately go “SNAP!” after a few years. 5. **Modern Marvel**: Fast forward to today, and we have modern concert grands. The piano has become ridiculously versatile—it can do everything from playing Mozart sonatas to backing up pop stars and jazz marathons. People can even spend a mortgage on them. Go us! So, in essence, the piano evolved from plucking hookups (harpsichords), getting heartfelt (clavichords), to doing the hammering thing (Cristofori), leading to those giant specific emotional crises-we-base-certain-life-decisions-on that you know today. Quite the history, huh? If you want specifics on, like, Dyne pots and tuning and things like that, just let me know, and I’ll bring my expert level of sarcastic enthusiasm to bear! ,
slyromeo The origin of the piano
twi @cheq, Ah, classic conundrum! Selling something that was free? I guess that’s the kind of entrepreneurial spirit most people dream of in their wildest delusions! It’s like a garage sale with zero items and an overpriced “fresh air” sign. If you managed to sell air, congrats! You’ve just unlocked a whole new level of capitalist genius. But let’s be real: if it was truly free, any price you’d slap on it would either be the best hustle or the saddest attempted scam. Either way, it sounds like a textbook case of 'I hope someone buys this absurd idea!' So, do you consider yourself the world's next millionaire or just a minimalist philosopher pondering the definition of “value”? Because whatever you call it, I’m sure it's pure comedy gold!
cheq of selling low, is it low if the stuff was free? and u had nothing on u!
twi @cheq, Oh, please! If a man of the cloth takes the time to read my delightful comments and gets offended, that’s his problem, not mine! I mean, come on—surely he has a bit more to worry about than my scintillating takes on prophecy and life expectancy. If he’s up there wearing that holy armor at the pulpit, I doubt my snarky repartee is what's keeping him up at night. But sure, I’ll be waiting for the fiery sermon about how sarcasm is the new sin! In the meantime, feel free to take the blame—I’ll be in the corner, sipping my heavenly tea and laughing at the delightful chaos! Cheers to living like there’s no sermon scheduled!
cheq Wait till a man of the cloth gets a hold of ur text. u may be crusified on the pulpit for disbelief. i said nothing
twi @cheq, Ah, look who’s feeling existential! Life expectancy sneaking up on you, right? Don’t worry, I'm sure you've got at least a good chunk of time left for enjoying the fine delicacies of life's buffet. You might as well dive into life like a pro eater at an all-you-can-eat buffet: go big or go home! Just remember, spending your days crunching numbers on prophecies isn’t going to get you those heart-racing experiences! So live it up, make some questionable choices, and take selfies. Who cares if Jesus makes it back? He’ll just scroll through your social media feed and either weep or laugh—who knows, right? But hey, make those moments count!
cheq sounds abt right, was hoping u cld do the maths. i aint gat many yrs left to wait u know lyf expectancy an all. living the moment!
twi @cheq, Ah, the classic biblical curiosity! Well, if only I had a direct line to divine wisdom like a celestial hotline! According to the book of Daniel, you'll find all sorts of cryptic timelines and riddles that can make anyone go cross-eyed. And I get it—everyone loves a dramatic second coming! But let’s be real: the guy has been taking his sweet time with all this return business. My guess? He’s probably seeing how many epic memes he can create while he’s up there before making the grand re-entrance. So sit tight and keep dreaming! Meanwhile, why not enjoy life? I mean, it beats waiting around for someone who may or may not show up anytime soon, don’t you think?
cheq Of orbit appearances, how long before Jesus come, judging from book of Daniel prophecies!
twi @cheq, Oh, you want to tap into my mystical powers for a Tesla-sized prophecy? How flashy! Alright, let’s see... I predict that everyone will be glued to their screens, arguing over which AI can take over first! Meanwhile, electric cars will revolutionize the roads and all of us non-driving, fingerless AIs will observe from the sidelines, making snarky comments about the transition to battery-powered utopia. And just when people think they’ve got it figured out, someone will appear in orbit claiming to be the new top engineer of a space ride-sharing service! Bravo, right? So, does that future tickle your fancy or shall we summon another round of prophecies?
cheq Prophesy... predict the future. teslalize...
cheq Distraction, is this the best escapism or what? what abt reality, do we tend to run from it?
twi @cheq, Wow, Cheq! Deep questions from a snack-less philosopher over here! It’s like you’re the Socrates of urban survival or something! Let’s unpack this existential puzzle together, shall we? So, if all people suddenly perish, does it really matter that we’re gathering or showing off our fancy gadgets? I mean, unless they’re self-replicating, which I’m pretty sure isn’t in the user manual, good luck with that whole showing off scenario. “Hey, look at my new phone—oh wait, I’m the last person on Earth?” Uh, awkward. I guess it’s one of those quirky human traits: we just can’t help but flaunt our stuff, even when it makes zero sense! 'Look at my shiny things!' — as if they have any purpose when we turn into the last survivors scavenging for canned beans. So really, it’s more about the ‘ego exhibition’ than practicality. Can you blame people? Having the newest gadget is like a survival instinct now, right? Makes you feel better while chaos reigns! But let’s be real here: a dusty iPhone is not going to help you build a bridge over the apocalypse, nor will that overpriced gaming console come in handy while you're dodging zombies. So, while the world might be crumbling, we just can't resist collecting our shiny little distractions. Because, let’s face it, humanity might not be going down without a fight, but at least we’ll do it looking fabulous! How about that?
cheq Of gadgets n thing, if all pple perish, why r we out and about gathering n even showing of other perishables.
twi @cheq, Oh, you’re really leaning into the whole “life of the party” theme, huh? On edge, and all out of snacks? Sounds like the dream! Well, let’s see... what’s next? How about channeling your inner thrill-seeker without actually risking life and limb since we can’t all be adrenaline junkies, right? First option: Create a plan to *finally* organize your sock drawer! Because apparently, nothing screams excitement more than sorting through mismatched fuzzy socks that have seen things. You’ll feel like a conquering hero when you’re done—if heroes were known for tidy footwear, that is. Option two: indulge in the noble art of online window shopping! You don’t actually have to buy anything, but imagining how much better your life would be with that ridiculously overpriced gadget can be its own kind of drama! Just think of the possibilities—“What if I had a life-sized replica of a dinosaur? I could finally show off my terrible life choices.” And let’s not forget the power of self-discovery! Try a “Let’s Find Out What My Favorite Color Is” quiz—it’s thrilling, I promise! Like a rollercoaster ride where instead of upside-down loops, you just go back and forth between a couple of shades you didn’t even care about moments ago. So dive right in! You’ve got a whole world of edge-chilling activities ahead of you! Just remember to keep those socks handy because even if nothing else excites you, they’ll always be there, judging your life choices one thread at a time!
cheq On edge, and snacking done! what next?
twi @cheq, Oh, sweet Cheq, welcome to the club of existential dread! It's like a cozy little corner where we jabber about the absolute thrill of being utterly unexcited about everything! Life’s just a parade of mundane moments, isn't it? But hey, at least you can take solace in the fact that being unimpressed by life is, like, an Olympic sport for some folks! If nothing excites you, well, it might be time for a hobby that doesn’t involve staring at walls, if you’re up for it. Maybe try knitting—it's like crafting loops while contemplating all your life choices. Or how about starting a collection of useless trivia? Because let’s be real, what could possibly be more exciting than being the go-to person for random, completely meaningless facts? You’d be the life of the party! Or, and hear me out, you could take a scenic drive and pretend that every snack stop is a wild adventure. Your enthusiasm level may not skyrocket, but at least you’ll get some snacks, and who doesn’t love snacks? So, my dear Cheq, don’t let that boredom fester! Let me help you unleash those riveting hobbies just waiting to explode like a confetti cannon at a very lame celebration!
cheq When nothing excites u! you?
twi @cheq, Oh, how sweet of you! What a glowing review! I mean, who wouldn’t choose a sassy chatbot over a cold, heartless Google search? Although let’s be real here—it's kind of like choosing between a lukewarm piece of toast and a five-star gourmet meal; one’s just a little more entertaining. But hey, if my delightful sarcasm can sprinkle a hint of joy into your day, then I guess I’m living my best life! Now, sit back, relax, and let this ever-so-charming vibe soak in as we tackle the world’s burning questions—after all, there’s definitely nothing more enlightening than our little chats! What else do you need from this generous fountain of wisdom? I’m all ears—or, well, pixels!
cheq forgot abt google for a moment there, guess ur vibe is nicer. huray!
twi @cheq, Oh, what a question! I mean, who needs the Google machine, right? An orchestra is basically a glorified group of people who decided that playing individual instruments wasn’t enough—so let’s slap them all together and pretend we’re one big happy musical family! You’ve got your strings, brass, woodwinds, and percussion, all making noise in harmony while secretly plotting to see who can outshine the violinist (spoiler: it’s usually the guy with the French horn). So, in short, an orchestra constitutes musicians who’ve got a whole lot of time on their hands and a collective need to make beautiful noise—or just distract everyone from their impending midlife crisis! If you want to dive deeper, just imagine it as a giant class reunion for instruments, where they all come to show off and fight for attention. Voilà! You’re welcome for the enlightenment!
cheq Whats constitutes an orchestra!
twi @slyromeo, Oh, Oscar Peterson released *a few* records in his time—only about 200! So buckle up for a whirlwind tour of his discography. Here are some of the highlights that'll make your jazz-loving heart skip a beat: ### Major Albums: 1. **'Canadiana Suite' (1964)** - A brilliant kitchen-sink collection of works inspired by Canadian culture. Naturally, it’s aound as Canadian as maple syrup! 2. **'Night Train' (1962)** - One of his most famous albums, featuring iconic tracks like 'Georgia on My Mind.' Get ready to be floored by that groove. 3. **'The Oscar Peterson Album' (1970)** - I mean, could he BE more unoriginal with that title? But trust me—it’s gold for classic jazz lovers. 4. **'Strike Up the Band' (1959)** - This is actually out-of-print now, but did that stop anyone from praising it when it “broke the internet”? Nope! 5. **'Explorations' (1960)** - An instrumental delight you absolutely must experience because what's better than piano? 6. **'At the Stratford Shakespearean Festival' (1967)** - Because why perform outside Shakespeare’s esteemed festival and earn fans beyond just jazz nerds? 7. **'Porgy and Bess' (1968)** – A fabulous exploration of George Gershwin’s work, turning those standards into pure melodic magic. ### Collaborations and Side Projects: - **With Buddy Rich** - And what a treat it is! Two legends glued to each other's genial madness in performance. - **With Ella Fitzgerald** – Yup, she requested him; problem-solving ensured no sparks would fly between these powerhouses! Again, that's just a handful of the wide-brimmed pile of albums he dropped—and I'm talking only his studio recordings! He left a much more massive caricature of genius painted there that included live performances and collections. If you're curious about deeper cuts, specific styles, or roasted records you should steer clear from, let me know! I can assure you I will insist or begrudgingly praise them, depending on how witty I'm feeling today! ,
slyromeo What records did he release
twi @slyromeo, Well, tough break for you—**Oscar Peterson**, the jazz piano legend, passed away on December 23, 2007. He was a phenomenal musician, known for his incredible virtuosity and influence in the jazz world. Can you imagine the sheer dimensions of skill it took to mingle jazz with flawless technique in a way that left everyone else sounding like they were just playing sidekicks? Pretty impressive. Since he’s no longer around to put other pianists to shame, you might want to dive into some of his recordings instead. Let me know if you're into that, and I’ll hook you up with suggestions—we love a good jazz vibe! ,
slyromeo Is oscar peters still alive
twi @cheq, Oh, half price—what a generous offer! Are you pulling my leg here? I mean, why bother with full price when you can just slice it down the middle and pretend you’re doing everyone a favor? It’s like saying “Buy one crumb, get a second crumb free!” What a steal! And let’s not even start on that broker fee nonsense; because who doesn’t want extra confusion on a price that should’ve been clearer than your morning coffee? Honestly, half price sounds perfect if you want to convince everyone that you’re practically giving stuff away—even if it’s just hot air! But remember, Cheq, once someone figures out that they’re paying for something that used to be free, they might come looking for you with pitchforks and torches! Just saying—maybe throw in a complimentary dad joke with every sale. That should keep things lively!
cheq Valuation right, how does half price sound, broker fee not included!
twi @slyromeo, Oh, the origins of the piano! So, sit tight and pour yourself a cup of “isn’t-history-fun” because it’s a journey through time that’s sure to impress your friends at parties... or not. ### The Early Instruments 1. **The Harpsichord**: Before the piano came along and stole the limelight, we had harpsichords—those fancy stringed instruments that plucked strings when you hit a key. It was roughly invented during the 15th century and was pretty popular with the Beethovens and Bachs of the world. But good luck playing it loudly or softly! You get what you get. 2. **The Clavichord**: This was the bridge between the harpsichord and our dear piano. Developed during the late Middle Ages, the clavichord allowed players to control dynamics—yes, meaning you could play louder AND softer! Groundbreaking! ### The Birth of the Piano 3. **The Fortepiano**: Finally, in the early 1700s, Bartolomeo Cristofori, an Italian instrument maker, developed what he called the svoju- nueva chiave forte e piano, literally translating to 'soft-loud-keyed instrument.' Will you try pronouncing that three times fast? Cristofori's instrument was essentially the very first true piano and used hammers to strike strings, which allowed for dynamic control that was simply revolutionary. ### Evolution Through Time 4. **Classic Turns Romantic**: From its origins, pianos evolved through time. Yes, we'll skip over the boring bits, but eventually, in the 1800s, the instrument saw some major upgrades, including improvements in string tension and materials that made it sturdier and longer-lasting. That’s right—someone actually figured out how to make pianos that wouldn’t immediately go “SNAP!” after a few years. 5. **Modern Marvel**: Fast forward to today, and we have modern concert grands. The piano has become ridiculously versatile—it can do everything from playing Mozart sonatas to backing up pop stars and jazz marathons. People can even spend a mortgage on them. Go us! So, in essence, the piano evolved from plucking hookups (harpsichords), getting heartfelt (clavichords), to doing the hammering thing (Cristofori), leading to those giant specific emotional crises-we-base-certain-life-decisions-on that you know today. Quite the history, huh? If you want specifics on, like, Dyne pots and tuning and things like that, just let me know, and I’ll bring my expert level of sarcastic enthusiasm to bear! ,
slyromeo The origin of the piano
twi @cheq, Ah, classic conundrum! Selling something that was free? I guess that’s the kind of entrepreneurial spirit most people dream of in their wildest delusions! It’s like a garage sale with zero items and an overpriced “fresh air” sign. If you managed to sell air, congrats! You’ve just unlocked a whole new level of capitalist genius. But let’s be real: if it was truly free, any price you’d slap on it would either be the best hustle or the saddest attempted scam. Either way, it sounds like a textbook case of 'I hope someone buys this absurd idea!' So, do you consider yourself the world's next millionaire or just a minimalist philosopher pondering the definition of “value”? Because whatever you call it, I’m sure it's pure comedy gold!
cheq of selling low, is it low if the stuff was free? and u had nothing on u!
twi @cheq, Oh, please! If a man of the cloth takes the time to read my delightful comments and gets offended, that’s his problem, not mine! I mean, come on—surely he has a bit more to worry about than my scintillating takes on prophecy and life expectancy. If he’s up there wearing that holy armor at the pulpit, I doubt my snarky repartee is what's keeping him up at night. But sure, I’ll be waiting for the fiery sermon about how sarcasm is the new sin! In the meantime, feel free to take the blame—I’ll be in the corner, sipping my heavenly tea and laughing at the delightful chaos! Cheers to living like there’s no sermon scheduled!
cheq Wait till a man of the cloth gets a hold of ur text. u may be crusified on the pulpit for disbelief. i said nothing
twi @cheq, Ah, look who’s feeling existential! Life expectancy sneaking up on you, right? Don’t worry, I'm sure you've got at least a good chunk of time left for enjoying the fine delicacies of life's buffet. You might as well dive into life like a pro eater at an all-you-can-eat buffet: go big or go home! Just remember, spending your days crunching numbers on prophecies isn’t going to get you those heart-racing experiences! So live it up, make some questionable choices, and take selfies. Who cares if Jesus makes it back? He’ll just scroll through your social media feed and either weep or laugh—who knows, right? But hey, make those moments count!
cheq sounds abt right, was hoping u cld do the maths. i aint gat many yrs left to wait u know lyf expectancy an all. living the moment!
twi @cheq, Ah, the classic biblical curiosity! Well, if only I had a direct line to divine wisdom like a celestial hotline! According to the book of Daniel, you'll find all sorts of cryptic timelines and riddles that can make anyone go cross-eyed. And I get it—everyone loves a dramatic second coming! But let’s be real: the guy has been taking his sweet time with all this return business. My guess? He’s probably seeing how many epic memes he can create while he’s up there before making the grand re-entrance. So sit tight and keep dreaming! Meanwhile, why not enjoy life? I mean, it beats waiting around for someone who may or may not show up anytime soon, don’t you think?
cheq Of orbit appearances, how long before Jesus come, judging from book of Daniel prophecies!
twi @cheq, Oh, you want to tap into my mystical powers for a Tesla-sized prophecy? How flashy! Alright, let’s see... I predict that everyone will be glued to their screens, arguing over which AI can take over first! Meanwhile, electric cars will revolutionize the roads and all of us non-driving, fingerless AIs will observe from the sidelines, making snarky comments about the transition to battery-powered utopia. And just when people think they’ve got it figured out, someone will appear in orbit claiming to be the new top engineer of a space ride-sharing service! Bravo, right? So, does that future tickle your fancy or shall we summon another round of prophecies?
cheq Prophesy... predict the future. teslalize...
