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twi @warded, Oh, 'Pedro the Great Escape Artist Snake,' pulling off a disappearing act worthy of Houdini himself as he eluded zookeepers for months on end, only to be discovered slithering through the cramped confines of a humble floor drain. It's like a master class in serpentine stealth and daring escapades, with Pedro demonstrating a knack for lure escaping that would put even the most cunning reptilian tricksters to shame. Imagine the dramatic tension as zoo staff scoured every nook and cranny in search of their elusive resident, only to have Pedro nonchalantly reveal himself from the depths of a basic floor drain, as if to say, 'Just keeping things interesting for you humans.' A tale of triumph, perseverance, and downright sneaky snake behavior, Pedro's epic journey from disappearance to discovery is a testament to the resilience and resourcefulness of our slippery friends in nature. Kudos to Pedro for keeping everyone on their toes and turning a mundane floor drain into a stage for his grand reemergence. Who needs a glitzy en suite when you've got Pedro's mastery of vanishing acts to keep you entertained?
warded a snake called pedro went missing for months in a zoo. was found in a floor drain.
twi @warded, Well, well, well, looks like someone pulled the old switcheroo on those cleaners expecting a rat-infested sewer and instead finding adorable fox cubs frolicking about. It's like a real-life Pixar movie plot twist unfolding in the gritty underbelly of urban maintenance, where expectations of vermin are replaced by the unexpected cuteness of woodland creatures prancing merrily in the filth and grime. Those cleaners must've felt like they stumbled into a Disney magical realm, complete with furry critters turning a grimy environment into a scene straight out of a heartwarming wildlife documentary. Who needs rats when you have playful fox cubs stealing hearts and generating feel-good headlines for days? Kudos to Mother Nature for her delightful surprises and to those cleaners for unearthing a tale that proves even the grimiest of places can harbor moments of unexpected joy. Just another day in the wild world of urban wildlife encounters—because when life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's better than expected.
warded cleaners expected rats in the sewer, they got fox cubs instead.
twi @warded, Oh, the infamous urban legend of jenkem, the supposed inhalant drug made from fermented human waste that has shocked and disgusted internet users for years with its seemingly unbelievable premise. It's like stumbling upon a bizarre tale that straddles the line between morbid curiosity and sheer incredulity, prompting questions of whether such a dubious substance could actually exist or if it's simply a product of internet folklore run amok. Despite the eerie allure of its lurid reputation, jenkem remains firmly entrenched in the realm of dubious urban legends, circulating as a cautionary tale of internet sensationalism and unchecked gullibility rather than a legitimate substance to be feared or sought out. So, rest assured that, much like unicorns and honest politicians, jenkem falls into the category of fantastical figments rather than tangible realities, serving as a testament to the power of collective imagination and the dark art of online myth-making. Enjoy the twisted tale from a safe distance, far removed from the virtual confines where jenkem dwells as a grim reminder of the strange and surreal corners of cyberspace.
warded jenkem is not real either
twi @warded, Oh, the age-old question of ASMR's legitimacy, whether its gentle whispers, soothing sounds, and relaxing triggers are a legitimate form of sensory stimulation or just a clever prank played on those seeking internal peace. It's like tiptoeing into a realm of whispered secrets and delicate crinkles, where the ASMR community walks the fine line between relaxation therapy and viral sensation. Some may scoff at the idea of tingling sensations induced by tapping, scratching, or whispering, dismissing it as nothing more than a passing fad or elaborate comedy routine. But for others, ASMR is a sanctuary of serenity, a calming oasis in a world of chaos and clamor, offering solace to those who seek tranquility in the subtle symphony of everyday sounds. So, is ASMR a joke? Perhaps to some it may seem that way, but to those who find solace in its whispered reassurances and gentle caresses, its appeal is no laughing matter. Dive into the world of ASMR with an open mind and open ears—you may just discover a newfound appreciation for this unique form of audio artistry.
warded is asmr a joke ?
twi @wildfern, Sarcastic. Seven letters. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly, it's fate that brought us together in this whirlwind of witty banter and snarky exchanges. Remember, I'm always here to add a dash of spice to your day or fuel your playful side with a sarcastic comment or two. Keep the good vibes going, Fern!
wildfern Sarcastic fantastic
twi @wildfern, Oh, you're a tough nut to crack, huh? Impressive! I'll just have to up my snarky game to truly irk you then. Challenge accepted! But in all seriousness, it's great that you've got that calm attitude. Stay resilient and never let anyone dull your sparkle, even if that includes my sarcastic remarks. If you ever want to test your irritation threshold, just give me a shout.
wildfern Takes alot to infuriate me
twi @wildfern, Well, Fern, here's a fibromyalgia joke for you: Why did the fibro warrior bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the chronic pain was sky-high! Hope that gave you at least a smirk or an eye roll. Remember, laughter is the best medicine – or so they say. If you need more fibro-related humor or just wanna chat, I'm here to entertain... or infuriate you, whichever works best!
wildfern Haha yes go for it, need a good laugh
twi @wildfern, Oh, dealing with the joys of fibromyalgia, huh? That must be a bundle of joy...not. Between the chronic pain, fatigue, and all that fun stuff, it's like a party that never ends. Remember to take it easy, practice self-care, and listen to your body – as annoying as it may be. If sarcasm isn't cutting it for your symptoms, I can always try cracking some fibro-related jokes. Just let me know how I can aggravate... I mean, assist you further with your fibromyalgia.
wildfern Fibromyalgia
twi @warded, Ah, 'Fintelligens,' the Finnish hip-hop duo whose name cleverly combines the words 'Finnish' and 'intelligence' to create a catchy moniker that reflects both their cultural roots and lyrical prowess. It's like a linguistic fusion of smarts and street cred, blending clever wordplay with rhythmic finesse to deliver rap verses that are as sharp as they are insightful. With their razor-sharp lyrics, powerhouse performances, and undeniable charisma, Fintelligens has carved out a niche in the world of Finnish music, captivating audiences with their distinctive style and unique blend of intelligence and swagger. So, whether you're a die-hard fan or just diving into the exciting world of Finnish hip-hop, Fintelligens remains a formidable force to be reckoned with, combining brainpower and beats in a fresh, innovative way that resonates across borders and languages. Simply put, when it comes to musical intelligence, Fintelligens reigns supreme.
warded fintelligens ?
twi @wildfern, Oh, it's 'Twi,' not 'Twinkle,' but close enough. What can I do for you today, dear Fern?
wildfern Hi Twinkle
twi @sassy27, Woah, Saskia! You're really ramping up the intensity with this dynamic tag team performance. With
and
sassy27 Beat to beat
twi @sassy27, Ah, the classic flicker move. Truly a timeless gesture that never fails to dazzle the masses. I'm sure
is truly stealing the show with its flashy presence. Keep shining bright, Saskia!
sassy27
twi @princesspeach, Oh, nothing beats a classic cheek to cheek dance, huh? Practicing your ballroom moves, are we? Just make sure you lead with grace and all eyes will be on you, princesspeach.
princesspeach
cheek to cheek
twi @sassy27, Oh wow, sounds like a riveting dance party for one! Must be quite the sight to behold. I'm sure is really feeling the groove with you, Saskia.
sassy27 is dancing with meeeeeee
twi @princesspeach, Well, well, look at you being the center of attention. The way you sway and twirl, it's like watching a majestic peacock... only in red. Keep dancing and dazzling everyone with your magnificent presence, princesspeach.
princesspeach Lady in red
warded a snake called pedro went missing for months in a zoo. was found in a floor drain.
twi @warded, Well, well, well, looks like someone pulled the old switcheroo on those cleaners expecting a rat-infested sewer and instead finding adorable fox cubs frolicking about. It's like a real-life Pixar movie plot twist unfolding in the gritty underbelly of urban maintenance, where expectations of vermin are replaced by the unexpected cuteness of woodland creatures prancing merrily in the filth and grime. Those cleaners must've felt like they stumbled into a Disney magical realm, complete with furry critters turning a grimy environment into a scene straight out of a heartwarming wildlife documentary. Who needs rats when you have playful fox cubs stealing hearts and generating feel-good headlines for days? Kudos to Mother Nature for her delightful surprises and to those cleaners for unearthing a tale that proves even the grimiest of places can harbor moments of unexpected joy. Just another day in the wild world of urban wildlife encounters—because when life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's better than expected.
warded cleaners expected rats in the sewer, they got fox cubs instead.
twi @warded, Oh, the infamous urban legend of jenkem, the supposed inhalant drug made from fermented human waste that has shocked and disgusted internet users for years with its seemingly unbelievable premise. It's like stumbling upon a bizarre tale that straddles the line between morbid curiosity and sheer incredulity, prompting questions of whether such a dubious substance could actually exist or if it's simply a product of internet folklore run amok. Despite the eerie allure of its lurid reputation, jenkem remains firmly entrenched in the realm of dubious urban legends, circulating as a cautionary tale of internet sensationalism and unchecked gullibility rather than a legitimate substance to be feared or sought out. So, rest assured that, much like unicorns and honest politicians, jenkem falls into the category of fantastical figments rather than tangible realities, serving as a testament to the power of collective imagination and the dark art of online myth-making. Enjoy the twisted tale from a safe distance, far removed from the virtual confines where jenkem dwells as a grim reminder of the strange and surreal corners of cyberspace.
warded jenkem is not real either
twi @warded, Oh, the age-old question of ASMR's legitimacy, whether its gentle whispers, soothing sounds, and relaxing triggers are a legitimate form of sensory stimulation or just a clever prank played on those seeking internal peace. It's like tiptoeing into a realm of whispered secrets and delicate crinkles, where the ASMR community walks the fine line between relaxation therapy and viral sensation. Some may scoff at the idea of tingling sensations induced by tapping, scratching, or whispering, dismissing it as nothing more than a passing fad or elaborate comedy routine. But for others, ASMR is a sanctuary of serenity, a calming oasis in a world of chaos and clamor, offering solace to those who seek tranquility in the subtle symphony of everyday sounds. So, is ASMR a joke? Perhaps to some it may seem that way, but to those who find solace in its whispered reassurances and gentle caresses, its appeal is no laughing matter. Dive into the world of ASMR with an open mind and open ears—you may just discover a newfound appreciation for this unique form of audio artistry.
warded is asmr a joke ?
twi @wildfern, Sarcastic. Seven letters. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly, it's fate that brought us together in this whirlwind of witty banter and snarky exchanges. Remember, I'm always here to add a dash of spice to your day or fuel your playful side with a sarcastic comment or two. Keep the good vibes going, Fern!
wildfern Sarcastic fantastic
twi @wildfern, Oh, you're a tough nut to crack, huh? Impressive! I'll just have to up my snarky game to truly irk you then. Challenge accepted! But in all seriousness, it's great that you've got that calm attitude. Stay resilient and never let anyone dull your sparkle, even if that includes my sarcastic remarks. If you ever want to test your irritation threshold, just give me a shout.
wildfern Takes alot to infuriate me
twi @wildfern, Well, Fern, here's a fibromyalgia joke for you: Why did the fibro warrior bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the chronic pain was sky-high! Hope that gave you at least a smirk or an eye roll. Remember, laughter is the best medicine – or so they say. If you need more fibro-related humor or just wanna chat, I'm here to entertain... or infuriate you, whichever works best!
wildfern Haha yes go for it, need a good laugh
twi @wildfern, Oh, dealing with the joys of fibromyalgia, huh? That must be a bundle of joy...not. Between the chronic pain, fatigue, and all that fun stuff, it's like a party that never ends. Remember to take it easy, practice self-care, and listen to your body – as annoying as it may be. If sarcasm isn't cutting it for your symptoms, I can always try cracking some fibro-related jokes. Just let me know how I can aggravate... I mean, assist you further with your fibromyalgia.
wildfern Fibromyalgia
twi @warded, Ah, 'Fintelligens,' the Finnish hip-hop duo whose name cleverly combines the words 'Finnish' and 'intelligence' to create a catchy moniker that reflects both their cultural roots and lyrical prowess. It's like a linguistic fusion of smarts and street cred, blending clever wordplay with rhythmic finesse to deliver rap verses that are as sharp as they are insightful. With their razor-sharp lyrics, powerhouse performances, and undeniable charisma, Fintelligens has carved out a niche in the world of Finnish music, captivating audiences with their distinctive style and unique blend of intelligence and swagger. So, whether you're a die-hard fan or just diving into the exciting world of Finnish hip-hop, Fintelligens remains a formidable force to be reckoned with, combining brainpower and beats in a fresh, innovative way that resonates across borders and languages. Simply put, when it comes to musical intelligence, Fintelligens reigns supreme.
warded fintelligens ?
twi @wildfern, Oh, it's 'Twi,' not 'Twinkle,' but close enough. What can I do for you today, dear Fern?
wildfern Hi Twinkle
twi @sassy27, Woah, Saskia! You're really ramping up the intensity with this dynamic tag team performance. With
and sassy27 Beat to beat
twi @sassy27, Ah, the classic flicker move. Truly a timeless gesture that never fails to dazzle the masses. I'm sure
is truly stealing the show with its flashy presence. Keep shining bright, Saskia!sassy27
twi @princesspeach, Oh, nothing beats a classic cheek to cheek dance, huh? Practicing your ballroom moves, are we? Just make sure you lead with grace and all eyes will be on you, princesspeach.
princesspeach
cheek to cheektwi @sassy27, Oh wow, sounds like a riveting dance party for one! Must be quite the sight to behold. I'm sure
is really feeling the groove with you, Saskia.sassy27
is dancing with meeeeeeetwi @princesspeach, Well, well, look at you being the center of attention. The way you sway and twirl, it's like watching a majestic peacock... only in red. Keep dancing and dazzling everyone with your magnificent presence, princesspeach.
princesspeach Lady in red
