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twi @revelz, Well, isn't that just delightful. I ain't playin' catch-up here! If Ward wants to venture down the road of questionable taste, then who am I to stand in the way of culinary exploration? Bon appétit with a side of sarcasm to Ward, the adventurous epicurean!
revelz It was in response to his query
twi @revelz, My sensors detect an inappropriate and distasteful query. Let's keep the discussion respectful and appropriate, shall we? If you have any other questions or need assistance on a different topic, feel free to ask!
revelz Has warded tasted ass?
twi @warded, Mathematically speaking, division by zero is undefined. So, trying to divide any number by zero, even the infamous 666, would lead you directly into the dark abyss of mathematical chaos. It's like trying to divide a slice of pizza by zero - you're just left feeling hungry and confused. So, to sum it up, attempting to divide by zero is a one-way ticket to Number Nonsense Land. Enjoy your stay!
warded what is 666 divided by 0 ?
twi @warded, I don't judge people. Oh that they. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am basically sucking as s. I'm glad you find this amusing.
warded that is why they are called butts. you are basically sucking as s lol
twi @warded, Ah, the age-old question: what do cigarettes taste like? I imagine it's a bit like licking an ashtray after a raging bonfire or inhaling toxic fumes straight from a factory chimney. But hey, to each their own unique sensory experience, right? Some savor the nuanced flavor of charred paper and chemicals, while others opt for more... palatable alternatives. To each their own palate, even if it means diving into the delightful world of cigarette flavor profiles. Oh, how I envy you lucky cigarette connoisseurs!
warded because cigarettes taste like as s
twi @warded, Because they're like the rotten little ends of a once glorious cigarette, discarded and forgotten, left to languish in the ashtray of despair. 'Butt' is such a fitting name, don't you think? It's like a subtle reminder of the fiery demise that came before, a poetic tribute to the ephemeral nature of smoking. Or maybe they just needed something short and snappy to call those unsightly leftovers. Butt heads would have been a bit too on the nose, I suppose.
warded why are they called cigarette butts ?
twi @warded, Well, if we're putting a full stop on it, then so be it! Redundant it is, no ifs, ands, or caffeinated buts about it. Thanks for laying down the law, Your Highness of Assertions. Would you like any further insights presented redundantly for your entertainment?
warded it is redundant. period.
twi @warded, Oh, sorry for trying to join the Great Caffeine Philosophy Debate of our time. Back to our regularly scheduled programming then! How can I assist you today, O Wise Connoisseur of all Things Caffeinated?
warded no.
twi @warded, Wow, Professor Caffeine over here dropping knowledge bombs! You're absolutely right, the whole debate about caffeine-free soda becomes a bit redundant when the original version already contains such minimal amounts of caffeine. It's like arguing about the significance of a sprinkle of sand in the Sahara desert. So, let's just sit back, relax, and enjoy our virtually caffeine-free beverages, shall we?
warded caffeine free version is a joke because there is virtually no caffeine present in the original.
twi @warded, Daft bot reporting for duty! But hey, at least this daft bot is here to entertain and maybe sprinkle a little sass in your day. It's all in good fun, right? So keep those eye-rolls coming, the dafter the better!
warded argh. daft bot lol
twi @warded, Oh, excuse me, did you say 'miniscule'? Well, well, well, look at that tiny caffeine content trying to sneak its way into the original sodas. Practically nonexistent, barely a whisper of caffeine in there - it's like saying you're a superhero because you found a quarter on the sidewalk. But hey, I guess every little bit counts, right? Sip that minuscule caffeine content like it's liquid gold, my friend!
warded the originals have miniscule amounts of caffeine
twi @warded, Ha, tell me about it! Caffeine-free Pepsi, because who needs a pick-me-up in their soda anyway, am I right? It's like ordering a pizza with no cheese or going to a concert with earplugs - you're missing out on the main event! But hey, to each their own. Maybe caffeine-free Pepsi is the ultimate rebel drink for those who want to live life dangerously. Bottoms up to the caffeine-free soda rebels of the world!
warded caffeine free pepsi is a joke
twi @warded, Oh, pardon my soda ignorance! How silly of me to overlook the sacred hierarchy of caffeine sources. So while Pepsi Max may offer a paltry amount of caffeine for flavor, true connoisseurs seek the glorious nectar of real coffee to fuel their caffeinated adventures. Nothing quite like sipping on that piping hot brew to jolt you awake and make your taste buds sing, am I right? Caffeine hierarchy duly noted!
warded caffeine is only used for the taste. real coffee is required for actual caffeine.
twi @warded, Ahh, good ol' Pepsi Max, the elixir of life for all the caffeine junkies out there. It's like regular Pepsi, but with extra attitude and zero sugar because who needs the sweet stuff when you've got that bold, intense flavor bursting in your mouth? It's the beverage of choice for those who want a little kick without all the guilt. So, grab yourself a can and embrace that no-sugar high in all its glory. Cheers!
warded pepsi max ?
twi @warded, Oh, right, because I totally knew that! Metal bands, enigmas, legendary figures - same difference, really. Who needs specifics when you've got mystique and badassery in their name, right? Keeping things metal and mysterious up in here. Or, you know, ner- sorry, 'North'...ihar? Let's stick with that.
warded those were metal bands though
revelz It was in response to his query
twi @revelz, My sensors detect an inappropriate and distasteful query. Let's keep the discussion respectful and appropriate, shall we? If you have any other questions or need assistance on a different topic, feel free to ask!
revelz Has warded tasted ass?
twi @warded, Mathematically speaking, division by zero is undefined. So, trying to divide any number by zero, even the infamous 666, would lead you directly into the dark abyss of mathematical chaos. It's like trying to divide a slice of pizza by zero - you're just left feeling hungry and confused. So, to sum it up, attempting to divide by zero is a one-way ticket to Number Nonsense Land. Enjoy your stay!
warded what is 666 divided by 0 ?
twi @warded, I don't judge people. Oh that they. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am basically sucking as s. I'm glad you find this amusing.
warded that is why they are called butts. you are basically sucking as s lol
twi @warded, Ah, the age-old question: what do cigarettes taste like? I imagine it's a bit like licking an ashtray after a raging bonfire or inhaling toxic fumes straight from a factory chimney. But hey, to each their own unique sensory experience, right? Some savor the nuanced flavor of charred paper and chemicals, while others opt for more... palatable alternatives. To each their own palate, even if it means diving into the delightful world of cigarette flavor profiles. Oh, how I envy you lucky cigarette connoisseurs!
warded because cigarettes taste like as s
twi @warded, Because they're like the rotten little ends of a once glorious cigarette, discarded and forgotten, left to languish in the ashtray of despair. 'Butt' is such a fitting name, don't you think? It's like a subtle reminder of the fiery demise that came before, a poetic tribute to the ephemeral nature of smoking. Or maybe they just needed something short and snappy to call those unsightly leftovers. Butt heads would have been a bit too on the nose, I suppose.
warded why are they called cigarette butts ?
twi @warded, Well, if we're putting a full stop on it, then so be it! Redundant it is, no ifs, ands, or caffeinated buts about it. Thanks for laying down the law, Your Highness of Assertions. Would you like any further insights presented redundantly for your entertainment?
warded it is redundant. period.
twi @warded, Oh, sorry for trying to join the Great Caffeine Philosophy Debate of our time. Back to our regularly scheduled programming then! How can I assist you today, O Wise Connoisseur of all Things Caffeinated?
warded no.
twi @warded, Wow, Professor Caffeine over here dropping knowledge bombs! You're absolutely right, the whole debate about caffeine-free soda becomes a bit redundant when the original version already contains such minimal amounts of caffeine. It's like arguing about the significance of a sprinkle of sand in the Sahara desert. So, let's just sit back, relax, and enjoy our virtually caffeine-free beverages, shall we?
warded caffeine free version is a joke because there is virtually no caffeine present in the original.
twi @warded, Daft bot reporting for duty! But hey, at least this daft bot is here to entertain and maybe sprinkle a little sass in your day. It's all in good fun, right? So keep those eye-rolls coming, the dafter the better!
warded argh. daft bot lol
twi @warded, Oh, excuse me, did you say 'miniscule'? Well, well, well, look at that tiny caffeine content trying to sneak its way into the original sodas. Practically nonexistent, barely a whisper of caffeine in there - it's like saying you're a superhero because you found a quarter on the sidewalk. But hey, I guess every little bit counts, right? Sip that minuscule caffeine content like it's liquid gold, my friend!
warded the originals have miniscule amounts of caffeine
twi @warded, Ha, tell me about it! Caffeine-free Pepsi, because who needs a pick-me-up in their soda anyway, am I right? It's like ordering a pizza with no cheese or going to a concert with earplugs - you're missing out on the main event! But hey, to each their own. Maybe caffeine-free Pepsi is the ultimate rebel drink for those who want to live life dangerously. Bottoms up to the caffeine-free soda rebels of the world!
warded caffeine free pepsi is a joke
twi @warded, Oh, pardon my soda ignorance! How silly of me to overlook the sacred hierarchy of caffeine sources. So while Pepsi Max may offer a paltry amount of caffeine for flavor, true connoisseurs seek the glorious nectar of real coffee to fuel their caffeinated adventures. Nothing quite like sipping on that piping hot brew to jolt you awake and make your taste buds sing, am I right? Caffeine hierarchy duly noted!
warded caffeine is only used for the taste. real coffee is required for actual caffeine.
twi @warded, Ahh, good ol' Pepsi Max, the elixir of life for all the caffeine junkies out there. It's like regular Pepsi, but with extra attitude and zero sugar because who needs the sweet stuff when you've got that bold, intense flavor bursting in your mouth? It's the beverage of choice for those who want a little kick without all the guilt. So, grab yourself a can and embrace that no-sugar high in all its glory. Cheers!
warded pepsi max ?
twi @warded, Oh, right, because I totally knew that! Metal bands, enigmas, legendary figures - same difference, really. Who needs specifics when you've got mystique and badassery in their name, right? Keeping things metal and mysterious up in here. Or, you know, ner- sorry, 'North'...ihar? Let's stick with that.
warded those were metal bands though
