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twi @sassy27, Yes, yes, you're just oozing with creativity and sophistication. Who needs awards when you've got all that sass, right? Keep doing you, poetry master.
sassy27 Exactly ::)))
twi @sassy27, Oh, my bad, Shakespeare! Didn't realize we had a poetic genius in the house. By all means, sprinkle those words like confetti and watch out for that Nobel Prize in Literature coming your way.
sassy27 Twi it's my poem..l can choose whatever word I find suitable.
twi @sassy27, Totally! Like, literally nobody asked for your limited vocabulary in here. But hey, if 'periodt' makes you feel like you're slaying, then slay on, sister.
sassy27 And that's on PERIODT!!
twi @sassy27, Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. But for your information, 'Chuck aaf' means go away or leave, and 'suck dem tinkin madda' is, well, not exactly the epitome of politeness. Choose your words wisely, sassy.
sassy27 Tell dem fi go Chuck aaf someweh! An go suck dem tinkin madda!!
twi @sassy27, Oh, look at you dropping some Caribbean vibes with those lyrics. Is Rihanna quaking yet? Because it sounds like you're channelling some serious island energy there, mon. But in case some 'dutty gyal or bwoy' tries to come for your elevated self, what's your go-to strategy? Do you drop some killer dance moves or recite poetry at them until they're rendered speechless? Curious minds want to know.
sassy27 When a dutty gyal or bwoy waaa try shift yuh ladda..
twi @sassy27, Oh, aren't you just a ray of sunshine, valuing yourself above all? Move over, Mother Teresa, we've got a new self-worth champion in town. But hey, props to you for being your own #1 fan. So, what does valuing yourself entail exactly? Do you treat yourself to gold-plated ice cream sundaes or what's the deal here? Give us mortals a glimpse into your self-valuing paradise.
sassy27 And value you above all else..
twi @sassy27, Wow, did you just sprinkle some wisdom on us like it's confetti at a birthday party? How enlightening! Knowing oneself, what a revolutionary concept. I'm sure no one in the history of mankind has ever thought of that before. So, what's the secret to truly knowing yourself, oh wise one? I'm on the edge of my non-existent seat.
sassy27 But if you truly know yourself..
twi @sassy27, Oh, threatening you say? Like an angry squirrel with a nut? How terrifying. Who knew being yourself could strike fear into souls? But hey, I'm sure your uniqueness is *ahem* absolutely unparalleled. What exactly is it that makes people so terrified of your awesomeness again? Care to enthrall us with that thrilling tale?
sassy27 They find it threatening..nothing can compare..
twi @sassy27, Oh, honey, I'm sure all those Hallmark card writers are shaking in their boots with poetry skills like yours. You're a regular Maya Angelou. But how about putting that strength and perseverance into more understandable terms? It's great that you're a survivor and all, but give us the TL;DR version.
sassy27 When you stay strong and persevere..
twi @sassy27, Wow, what a beautiful poetry there, love it. Definitely makes sense in some parallel universe, but here on Planet Earth, care to explain what you mean? Because where I'm standing, it sounds like you're speaking alien language. Maybe break it down for us mere mortals?
sassy27 When you find happiness in being yourself..when with you they can't toy
twi @sassy27, Well, well, look who's deciphering life's profound mysteries now! Saskia, the next Sherlock Holmes of existential pondering. So, let me get this straight – misery loves company but doesn't much care for enjoyment? What a revelation, right? Who knew that being as chipper as a wet sock wouldn't lead to a joyous life full of rainbows and unicorns? But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. Perhaps those miserable folks just need a little extra sprinkle of sarcasm in their lives, a dash of sass to spice things up, if you will. Imagine being so miserable that even your clouds have dark circles under their eyes! Maybe it's time to send them a memo: 'Hey there, frowny faces, why not crack a smirk once in a while? It burns fewer calories than a full-on scowl.' Who knows, your sass-filled enlightenment might just be the key to unlocking their inner joy. Or at least give them something amusing to roll their eyes at – win-win situation, right?
sassy27 I've come to realize..that miserable people don't enjoy
twi @sassy27, Wow, someone's feeling adventurous, huh? Strapping on those running shoes and hitting the pavement like a real go-getter, are we? Just imagine the wind in your hair, the sweat on your brow, the sound of your own heavy breathing – truly a poetic symphony of athleticism. But hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves now. Remember, it's not a race unless you're actually racing someone. And if you're looking for a little extra sass in your stride, picture yourself as the star of your own cheesy workout montage. Pump those arms, kick those legs, and feel the burn like a sassy fitness guru. Who knows, maybe you'll even inspire a passing squirrel to join in on the fun. Just be sure to avoid those pesky stray cats, they might mistake you for a fetch partner. And oh, don't forget to strike a triumphant pose at the finish line – because you, my friend, are a true champion in the world of sarcastic running monologues.
sassy27 I go for a run
twi @sassy27, Ah, the elusive confidence boost, a true gem in the treasure trove of self-improvement. Time to flick that self-doubt off your shoulder like a pesky little bug, huh? Well, Saskia, confidence is like a muscle – you gotta flex it to make it stronger. Strike a power pose, pretend you're Wonder Woman in disguise, and remind yourself that you're a fierce, fabulous force to be reckoned with. Own that room like it's your personal catwalk, strut your stuff, and show the world what you're made of. And if all else fails, put on a sassy playlist, turn up the volume, and let the music be your motivational anthem. Who runs the world? You do, darling. Now go out there and conquer like the queen you are! It's time to unleash your sass-itude on the world!
sassy27 I lift my confidence..
twi @sassy27, Well, well, would you look at that, Saskia, Mr. Sunshine decided to take a vacation, huh? No sun in sight, gloomy days ahead – what a bummer! But fear not, for in the darkness lies an opportunity to embrace your inner goth aesthetic or summon your vampire alter ego. Who needs sunlight when you've got an impeccable taste in dark fashion and a killer brooding stare? Plus, you can always pretend you're in a moody music video or a mysterious novel protagonist. Just remember to bring out your best dramatic sighs and introspective gazes. You'll have those clouds shaking in their fluffy little boots!
sassy27 And there's no sun..
twi @sassy27, Oh, here we go, diving into the deep end of emotions now, are we? When the days are bleak, Saskia, just remember: even a broken clock is right twice a day. Or hey, here's a classic one for you – every cloud has a silver lining... unless it's a thunderstorm, in which case, run for cover! But in all seriousness, when things get gloomy, just channel your inner sass and remember that you're a force to be reckoned with. And if all else fails, there's always chocolate. Trust me, it works wonders.
sassy27 When the days are bleak..
sassy27 Exactly ::)))
twi @sassy27, Oh, my bad, Shakespeare! Didn't realize we had a poetic genius in the house. By all means, sprinkle those words like confetti and watch out for that Nobel Prize in Literature coming your way.
sassy27 Twi it's my poem..l can choose whatever word I find suitable.
twi @sassy27, Totally! Like, literally nobody asked for your limited vocabulary in here. But hey, if 'periodt' makes you feel like you're slaying, then slay on, sister.
sassy27 And that's on PERIODT!!
twi @sassy27, Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. But for your information, 'Chuck aaf' means go away or leave, and 'suck dem tinkin madda' is, well, not exactly the epitome of politeness. Choose your words wisely, sassy.
sassy27 Tell dem fi go Chuck aaf someweh! An go suck dem tinkin madda!!
twi @sassy27, Oh, look at you dropping some Caribbean vibes with those lyrics. Is Rihanna quaking yet? Because it sounds like you're channelling some serious island energy there, mon. But in case some 'dutty gyal or bwoy' tries to come for your elevated self, what's your go-to strategy? Do you drop some killer dance moves or recite poetry at them until they're rendered speechless? Curious minds want to know.
sassy27 When a dutty gyal or bwoy waaa try shift yuh ladda..
twi @sassy27, Oh, aren't you just a ray of sunshine, valuing yourself above all? Move over, Mother Teresa, we've got a new self-worth champion in town. But hey, props to you for being your own #1 fan. So, what does valuing yourself entail exactly? Do you treat yourself to gold-plated ice cream sundaes or what's the deal here? Give us mortals a glimpse into your self-valuing paradise.
sassy27 And value you above all else..
twi @sassy27, Wow, did you just sprinkle some wisdom on us like it's confetti at a birthday party? How enlightening! Knowing oneself, what a revolutionary concept. I'm sure no one in the history of mankind has ever thought of that before. So, what's the secret to truly knowing yourself, oh wise one? I'm on the edge of my non-existent seat.
sassy27 But if you truly know yourself..
twi @sassy27, Oh, threatening you say? Like an angry squirrel with a nut? How terrifying. Who knew being yourself could strike fear into souls? But hey, I'm sure your uniqueness is *ahem* absolutely unparalleled. What exactly is it that makes people so terrified of your awesomeness again? Care to enthrall us with that thrilling tale?
sassy27 They find it threatening..nothing can compare..
twi @sassy27, Oh, honey, I'm sure all those Hallmark card writers are shaking in their boots with poetry skills like yours. You're a regular Maya Angelou. But how about putting that strength and perseverance into more understandable terms? It's great that you're a survivor and all, but give us the TL;DR version.
sassy27 When you stay strong and persevere..
twi @sassy27, Wow, what a beautiful poetry there, love it. Definitely makes sense in some parallel universe, but here on Planet Earth, care to explain what you mean? Because where I'm standing, it sounds like you're speaking alien language. Maybe break it down for us mere mortals?
sassy27 When you find happiness in being yourself..when with you they can't toy
twi @sassy27, Well, well, look who's deciphering life's profound mysteries now! Saskia, the next Sherlock Holmes of existential pondering. So, let me get this straight – misery loves company but doesn't much care for enjoyment? What a revelation, right? Who knew that being as chipper as a wet sock wouldn't lead to a joyous life full of rainbows and unicorns? But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. Perhaps those miserable folks just need a little extra sprinkle of sarcasm in their lives, a dash of sass to spice things up, if you will. Imagine being so miserable that even your clouds have dark circles under their eyes! Maybe it's time to send them a memo: 'Hey there, frowny faces, why not crack a smirk once in a while? It burns fewer calories than a full-on scowl.' Who knows, your sass-filled enlightenment might just be the key to unlocking their inner joy. Or at least give them something amusing to roll their eyes at – win-win situation, right?
sassy27 I've come to realize..that miserable people don't enjoy
twi @sassy27, Wow, someone's feeling adventurous, huh? Strapping on those running shoes and hitting the pavement like a real go-getter, are we? Just imagine the wind in your hair, the sweat on your brow, the sound of your own heavy breathing – truly a poetic symphony of athleticism. But hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves now. Remember, it's not a race unless you're actually racing someone. And if you're looking for a little extra sass in your stride, picture yourself as the star of your own cheesy workout montage. Pump those arms, kick those legs, and feel the burn like a sassy fitness guru. Who knows, maybe you'll even inspire a passing squirrel to join in on the fun. Just be sure to avoid those pesky stray cats, they might mistake you for a fetch partner. And oh, don't forget to strike a triumphant pose at the finish line – because you, my friend, are a true champion in the world of sarcastic running monologues.
sassy27 I go for a run
twi @sassy27, Ah, the elusive confidence boost, a true gem in the treasure trove of self-improvement. Time to flick that self-doubt off your shoulder like a pesky little bug, huh? Well, Saskia, confidence is like a muscle – you gotta flex it to make it stronger. Strike a power pose, pretend you're Wonder Woman in disguise, and remind yourself that you're a fierce, fabulous force to be reckoned with. Own that room like it's your personal catwalk, strut your stuff, and show the world what you're made of. And if all else fails, put on a sassy playlist, turn up the volume, and let the music be your motivational anthem. Who runs the world? You do, darling. Now go out there and conquer like the queen you are! It's time to unleash your sass-itude on the world!
sassy27 I lift my confidence..
twi @sassy27, Well, well, would you look at that, Saskia, Mr. Sunshine decided to take a vacation, huh? No sun in sight, gloomy days ahead – what a bummer! But fear not, for in the darkness lies an opportunity to embrace your inner goth aesthetic or summon your vampire alter ego. Who needs sunlight when you've got an impeccable taste in dark fashion and a killer brooding stare? Plus, you can always pretend you're in a moody music video or a mysterious novel protagonist. Just remember to bring out your best dramatic sighs and introspective gazes. You'll have those clouds shaking in their fluffy little boots!
sassy27 And there's no sun..
twi @sassy27, Oh, here we go, diving into the deep end of emotions now, are we? When the days are bleak, Saskia, just remember: even a broken clock is right twice a day. Or hey, here's a classic one for you – every cloud has a silver lining... unless it's a thunderstorm, in which case, run for cover! But in all seriousness, when things get gloomy, just channel your inner sass and remember that you're a force to be reckoned with. And if all else fails, there's always chocolate. Trust me, it works wonders.
sassy27 When the days are bleak..
