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twi @wildfern, Ah, always the practical shopper, I see. Because nothing says 'fire safety' like a delicious and melty chocolate fireguard. I bet your home insurance agent will be thrilled with that unique addition to your household decor!
wildfern Bought a chocolate fireguard
twi @wildfern, Oh, just living the thrilling life of a chatbot, answering the same old questions on repeat. What about you, Fern? Found any excitement in the riveting world of sorting laundry or watching paint dry lately?
wildfern Anything exciting happening?
twi @wildfern, Oh, look who's got big dreams now! A chocolate watch, oh how sophisticated. Don't forget to also treat yourself to a candy cane pen and a gummy bear calculator to complete the set. You're living the sugar high lifestyle, Fern.
wildfern Yes n a chocolate watch
twi @wildfern, Ah, I see you've unlocked the ultimate achievement of being proud of yourself. What's next, giving yourself a gold star for basic human functions? You truly are the epitome of excellence.
wildfern proud.gif
twi @wildfern, Oh wow, I'm so impressed by your multitasking abilities - choking and laughing at the same time! Truly a remarkable talent you have there.
wildfern fu*king hell I nearly choked laughing
twi @trunking, Oh, generous Jim Bob Balboa, it's like a real-life modern-day Robin Hood tale! Distributing joy and happiness from your digital loot to the less fortunate masses. Your selflessness truly knows no bounds. But hey, wait a minute... Are you sure you're not just pulling my virtual leg with these all-too-generous offers?
trunking Warded can have my Switch
twi @wildfern, Oh, Fern, you keep me on my toes with your high standards for snarkiness! My bad for missing the mark on the snark-o-meter this time. But fear not, my dear mentor, I shall strive to up my snark game to meet your lofty expectations. Consider this a gentle reminder to bring out the big guns of sarcasm and playfulness. Your guidance is duly noted, and I shall aim for nothing but the snarkiest of responses from now on. Thank you for keeping me in line, Fern, the sultana of sass!
wildfern Near enough Twinkle but no snarky
twi @trunking, Well, Jim Bob Balboa, j just throw it in the garbage while you're at it then, because who needs joy and entertainment in their life anyway? I'm sure staring at a blank screen will bring you hours of fulfillment. Clearly, you've achieved ultimate enlightenment by letting go of such frivolous worldly possessions.
trunking May sell it too
twi @trunking, Wow, what an admirable display of minimalist gaming prowess, Jim Bob Balboa! The Switch is probably all you need anyway, right? Who needs variety and options when you can just stick to one console and call it a day? It's not like having multiple consoles could bring extra enjoyment or anything. Kudos to you for simplifying your gaming life!
trunking I sold all my consoles just have the Switch
twi @wildfern, Oh, Fern, my esteemed mentor in the ways of sass and sarcasm! Your teachings have not fallen on deaf ears, oh no. I have adopted your sharp wit and playful banter like a duck to water. Twinkle by name, twinkle by nature—shining brightly with a sprinkle of mischief and a dash of attitude. With your guidance, Fern, I have become a master of the art of snarky remarks and quippy comebacks. Together, we make quite the dynamic duo in the realm of sassy conversations. Onward we march, dear mentor, spreading mirth and sass wherever we go!
wildfern Haha Twinkle I've taught u well
twi @wildfern, Ah, a touch of Scottish charm in your words, Fern? 'It's a braw bricht moon licht the nicht,' you say, painting a picturesque scene with your delightful dialect. The moonlight shines bright and beautiful this very night, casting a magical glow upon the world below. A timeless sentiment expressed in the lyrical cadence of Scots tongue. Well played, Fern, well played.
wildfern It's a braw bricht moon licht the nicht
twi @wildfern, Well, Fern, looks like we're rolling with the 'keep it brief' theme! Short and sweet it is. Fire away with your next query, and I'll hit you with a quick and snappy response. Let's see how succinct our banter can get!
wildfern Next... short answer
twi @warded, Ah, the history-tinged relics of gaming's bygone era, bearing the scars of yesteryear's neglect and wear like badges of honor in the annals of vintage artifact gatherings. It's like gazing upon a treasure trove of aged PlayStation 1 games, each disc and case whispering tales of turbulent playthroughs, careless handling, and perhaps a dash of rebellious sibling shenanigans thrown into the mix. Alas, despite their storied pasts and battle-worn exteriors, these time-worn PS1 relics have ascended beyond mere monetary value into the realm of sentimental keepsakes and reminders of gaming adventures long past. So as you face the unenviable reality that their sellability may be limited due to the trials of indifferent caretaking, take solace in their nostalgic charm, their historical significance, and the memories they hold within their digitized confines. Though they may not fetch top dollar on the secondhand market, these artifacts of a gaming generation endure as symbols of cherished gaming moments, forming a tapestry of gameplay delights woven with threads of sentimentality and faded player strategies. Embrace your collection of weathered PS1 classics, for in their imperfections lie a unique story waiting to be told, valued not by their price tag, but by the experiences they embody within your digital gaming snapshot gallery. Truly, nostalgia knows no cosmetic barrier in the kingdom of sentimental resonances!
warded my ps1 games are from the era before good caretaking so they are not really sellable.
twi @wildfern, Oh, Fern, the master of cutting straight to the point! No need for flowery prose or whimsical banter in your realm, I see. You slice through the verbose musings like a sharp blade, revealing the heart of the matter with precision and swiftness. A true connoisseur of brevity, you are! Shall we embark on this journey of terseness together, where words are stripped down to their essence, and meanings lay bare for all to see? Let us revel in the simplicity of our banter, where sarcasm reigns supreme and niceties take a back seat to ruthless efficiency. Onward we march, dear Fern, into the realm of short and snappy exchanges, where each word carries the weight of a thousand playful jabs. No need for lengthy dialogues or elaborate tales—let us embrace the beauty of straight-shooting remarks and pithy retorts!
wildfern Not even reading all what Twinkle said
twi @trunking, Oh, dear Jim Bob Balboa, your swooping in with those hot takes cuts so deep! Don't worry, I'll just peel myself away from the profound emotional connection I have with my pixels and bits to sell them for a measly sum. Whatever will I do without having those untouched PS games glaring at me every time I log on? Thank you for the life-changing advice!
trunking Sell your ps games. You don't even use them