Docter: Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar : Ha Ha Ha What a joke.. Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi

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Amritsar ke pagalkhane me doctor ne ek mareez ka checkup karke kaha aap dimaghi taur se theek lag rahe hain phir yaha kyo he? Patient bola doctor me theek hoon, baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle mene ek bewa se shaadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere abba ne us se shaadi kar li or phir meri biwi mere abba ki saas ban gayi...

...kuch time baad mere abba ke ghar beti paida hui or woh meri soteli behen ban gayi or us ke elava woh meri navasi bhi thi kyun ki mein uski nani ka shohar thaAb mere ghar beta huaek taraf meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen lagti thikyun ki wo uski maa ka beta tha or dusri taraf who uski dadi lagti thiis tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gayaAap sochoge mere abba mere damad aur mein unka sasur or meri soteli maa mere bete ki behenyani mera beta mera mama aur mein apne bete ka bhanja...

..- doctor cheekh kar bola bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja warna mein pagal ho jaunga.

@ salam: Superb!

Faraz usne mujhe chor diya ab kya karna hai ji ke... Kya kami thi mujh mei? siwaye vitamin A, B, C D or E ke. . . .

This ayat is 2 stop those who r stil makng fun of ahmad farazor tm main se kisi shaks k haq nai k wo us admi k mutalik koi taaqid ya tanqid kare jo is dunya se chala gya ho or tm ne b lout kar apne parwardigar k pas jana hai

Frnds plz stop makng fun of faraz if nt cnsiderng hm ur national hero just 4 dat he has passed away nd u r mature enuf 2 undrstand dat how unethical it is acc.2 teachngs of islam 2 make fun of who has pased away.than

Frnds plz stop makng fun of faraz if nt cnsiderng hm ur national hero just 4 dat he has passed away nd u r mature enuf 2 undrstand dat how unethical it is acc.2 teachngs of islam 2 make fun of who has pased away.thanx

Masjid main chande ki apeel ho rhi thi, 1 admi khara ho k bola main bulb lgwa dun ga ,2nd, main tube lyt lgwa dunga, pathan josh main aa k ,o khocha hm cable lgwa de ga...

Sardar proposes his bos's daugter,boss-jitni teri pay hai us main to tu meri beti k liye toilet paper b nai kharid sakta... sardar ji- oye hoy itni s**t kardi ey,te phir ren e diyo... Hahaha

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@ gendevl: Btw, agar FARAZ ko hit nahe karna hay to PATHANs aur SARDAARs ko bi hit na kro.

I Have Only One Sentence About Friendship: ''Dost Zindagi Mein Nahi Mila Karty Balke... Zindagi DOSTON Mein Mila Karti Hai''...

We say, it is impossible. ALLAH says, all things r possible. We say, I m too tired. ALLAH says, I'll give u rest. We say, I can't do it. ALLAH says, u can do everything. We say, I can't 4give myself. ALLAH says, I 4give u. We say, I feel alone. ALLAH says, I'll never leave u. We say, nobody loves me. ALLAH says, I love U TRUST ALLAH ALWAYS, EVERYTHING will BE right.....!

lol It's not an easy question whether we should make some funny changes in Great Faraz Poetry or not but cortex made a pretty good point that if it's wrong then we should also stop making funny jokes abt Pathans n Sardars but the thing is even if we make jokes abt Pathans we ve no ill feelings 4 them, infact Imran Khan is our Favourite Personality so I dont think there is anything serious abt Faraz Funny Verses!

@ adil8: Yeah man! U r right at ur point.