Dam just my luck said amy and put a straw in her jug of beer and drunk half of it, steady on amy i want some said mary

Eddie was enjoying watching the way amy sucked her beer.

Fill my jug landlord shouted amy as she sipped the last drop of beer and gave out a loud burp

Gina got the full stench of amy's breath and almost passed out

Its factor 50 that protects me albert said gina and laughed

Just slaps it on her face in the morning thats why she looks so pale said amy and burped again

Karma chameleon came on the stage the tribute act and there bass player was not feeling well

Looking at freddy, you could do that said gina, nah im not good enough said freddy

Move your b*tt and get up on that stage said amy and burped again

Now's your chance freddy this is your moment what have you got to lose said gina.

Ok i will give it a go said freddy and climbed up on the stage and started playing his guitar

Perfect, i knew he could do it said gina and started dancing, c'mon you lot shouted albert and they all got up and

Quickly pushed their way to the front and started dancing and singing along to the music

Regional TV film crew filmed every moment and freddy even got tickets to appear on jimmy kimmel talk show.

See i told you to have faith in yourself said gina and hugged freddy

Thank you gina i really enjoyed myself on the stage, the boys have asked me to join them said freddy

Utter rubbish you cant join them what about our band, lets show this lot what we can do said amy

Veron grabbed amy as she was about to climb on the stage, freddy has worked hard, we have to let him go said veron

Wait a second i need to get this fart out said amy said amy